Top 1200 Funny Witty Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

It's funny what funny is, because everyone's style is so different.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

I was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.

[In comedy] you never want to leave the actors hanging out to dry. So you need to come up with funny individual stories for each character, and then you do this sort of comedy geometry, weaving them together. Once you've got a funny structure and you know why the scenes are funny, then you get super funny people to say your own lines, say their own lines, say things in their own way, and every scene is a live rewrite in front of the camera.

Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation.

To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless.

A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than columns of argument.

When people are funny, I like to let them know that they're funny. There's so much negativity, it's cool to get some positivity out there.

Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are.

You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.

He's never portrayed as being funny. He was a very funny, happy, lively person. Fun to be around and exciting. He was my hero.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.

I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I'm always having to dampen that down.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

Writing is such lonely work that I try to keep myself cheered up. If something strikes me as funny in the act of writing, I throw it in just to amuse myself. If I think it's funny I assume a few other people will find it funny, and that seems to me to be a good day's work.

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.

I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not funny, that's really terrible. It's a horrible feeling.

The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.

In major studio scripts, the girls are very similar. They're all witty and hot. I'm more of an oddball.

There is still a lot to be said for the well-made, witty, clever, three-act comedy.

I can only think of a handful of artists that can make a funny painting or a funny sculpture without it feeling coined in someway.

Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical.

The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.

Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny.

All my brothers and sisters are really witty, and I would just sit back and enjoy them.

Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos.

If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!