Top 1200 George Clooney Quotes & Sayings

There was a thing on Facebook that said, 'Describe George Clooney's wedding in three words,' and my answer was, 'Not invited again.'

I'd love to play a femme fatale. And I wouldn't mind working with George Clooney.

I was like the George Clooney of the ski business.

What happens to George Clooney and Bruce Willis is great, but I can't gauge my career by anyone else's.

I like to refer to myself as 'The George Clooney of the Lane Bryant set.'

George Clooney, who is a moron, came here to Cannes and gave a press conference saying, 'Under no circumstances will Trump ever be president. Hillary Clinton will be the next president.' Well, we can't wait to make George Clooney eat his words.

George Clooney is actually a huge prankster. That's sort of his jam. I had no idea.

I want to be the George Clooney of music.

George Clooney is trying his own way but he's struggling too because he has to deal with America. Yet, if he has a foot in Europe, it's not for nothing.

She wants to learn how to handle a gun. Well, I want George Clooney naked in my bed, but I haven't attempted kidnapping. Yet.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

George Clooney is exceptional.

In my head I have had the most torrid affairs with actors I have worked with. You should hear what George Clooney and I have got up to!

I was at a film premiere that George Clooney was attending and I was very star-struck. We weren't having a long conversation or anything, but I was definitely slightly in awe of him.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

In person, George Clooney lives up to all your expectations.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I think we can all agree that Colin Firth falls into the George Clooney category of 'Men Who Age Like Fine Wine.'

People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney.

I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really on the cards.

I don't want the George Clooney lifelong bachelorhood. If I found the right person, I would commit in a minute.

What would George Clooney do? That's one of my favourites. He is one of my favourite actors and one of my favourite human beings. I don't know if I have a serious life philosophy.

I meditate, and when I do, Prince Harry appears in my subconscious and meditates with me. It's a little strange but I don't think there's anything I can do about it. Sometimes he's not the only one; the other day it was me, Prince Harry, the Dalai Lama, Mr. Rogers, Coco the gorilla, and George Clooney. We were all floating above the earth looking down at the continents as they passed. George Clooney suggested I visit Providence, Rhode Island. The Dalai Lama sighed deeply and said he'd like to visit Tibet. Poor Dalai Lama.

I love George Clooney; I think George is brilliant.

One day during filming, George Clooney was wearing his surf shirt and board shorts, and my six-year-old daughter was in the background as an extra, playing in the sand - playing herself. She and Clooney suddenly looked equally Hawaiian, equally related to the place I call home.

George Clooney and Fabio apparently got into a scuffle at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend. George thought the women with Fabio were taking pictures of him. How embarrassed is George Clooney to be in a fight with Fabio? Who is he going to call out next, Lorenzo Lamas?

Tom Hanks has taken George Clooney's place as the big-hitter driving a lot of liberal causes.

The word barren tells you everything you need to know...The word spinster tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry... Imagine if you saw George Clooney on the cover of a magazine every week with, is George broody? Is George going to adopt a baby? When is George going to have another kid? It would just seem weird. We'd seem demented, yet it's totally valid for women.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

George [Clooney] and I do have the aim one day to be in a film where we say one nice thing to each other. Hopefully one day.

I'm not George Clooney, so I can't just pick and choose. I take roles where they occur.

The owner of a local cannabis café told reporters George Clooney was no stranger there.

That is so personal, and it’s my pet peeve when people press you on it. And it’s always women who get asked! Is anybody saying that to George Clooney?

I told Clooney, George, you’re worth $100 million — of course you can afford to be a socialist!

I would like to be George Clooney diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

[George Clooney] knows exactly what he wants and so he knows that you've done a good job before you do.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

To be that big of a star and that grounded and that classy, I'm mean [ George Clooney] was a true mentor for me and, as a director, he's incredible.

George Clooney is great. He's incredibly prepared and he attracts a tremendously talented crew, which says a lot for him personally and professionally.

OK, so I'm a working mom that also gets to kiss George Clooney. That's a little bit of a perk of the job.

Nothing has changed that much, even during filmmaking for 'The Descendants.' I wrote. I took the kids to school. I cleaned the house. And I had dinner with George Clooney.

The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.

It would be really sexy to have George Clooney once. I think he is so sexy!

I was one of the first to read the 'ER' script and the good news is George Clooney still gives me credit for helping to launch his career. I had George Clooney under contract for four years in a row before 'ER' happened. He's one of the few who remembers the people who helped him.

George Clooney is exactly what you would expect. He's annoyingly good looking, insanely funny, and super smart. So you just feel really inferior around him all the time. You end up feeling really bad about yourself, but you walk away feeling really great about George Clooney.

The consummate gentleman on the planet today is George Clooney, who never fails to go the extra mile for people. Every person matters to George.

You see George Clooney, and you think he's suave and handsome and really charming, but he's such a goofball!

George Clooney is a wonderful philanthropist. But I've heard regular people say, "Would he just shut up and be hot?"

I think my feet are my sexiest body part. People I find really sexy include Angelina Jolie, George Clooney and my mum.

I can't imagine I'll be the new George Clooney. That's not really in the cards.

It is not overwhelming, like you are George Clooney, but at the Starbucks, at the 7-Eleven or walking around Manhattan or the Roosevelt Field Mall, I do get recognized. It's nice.

I don't think I'll ever be comfortable being considered a sex symbol, especially after you work with someone like George Clooney.

You can make jokes but [ George Clooney] is everything that anyone's ever said about him.

I would like to be George Clooney - diplomatic. I just don't have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity.

George Clooney had the web of celebrity from television and doing 'ER,' and he's able to parlay that into films. God willing, I'll be up there in a few years.

George Clooney sort of lost his 'George Clooney-ness' the first day I met him. He's not George Clooney in my eyes - he's George from Kentucky with an awesome, awesome heart.

No astronauts look like George Clooney.

George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.

That was okay [ working with George Clooney]. One of these days I'll work with a good director.

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.