Top 1200 Getting A Divorce Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality.

I lost 28 pounds in my divorce... because that's what a soul weighs.

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

You know why divorce costs so much? Because it is worth it!

Divorce is no joke and is painful for whatever reason it breaks down.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

Immorality, violence, and divorce, with their accompanying sorrows, plague society worldwide.

I make at least 200 corner 3s every day before I leave the gym. I'm getting them up. I'm getting the same shot up over and over again, so I'm getting more comfortable with it.

The two most painful things in my life are arthritis and divorce.

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

Nobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

But as a kid you take it very personally when your parents divorce.

It's weird being a photographer because you really have to divorce yourself from the image.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Under Tunisian law, a woman can divorce her husband. Total equality.

I will go in for a divorce if I plan to get married again.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Post-divorce, the world can feel harsh and full of jagged edges.

Divorce is hard and painful and complicated, and something you have to grow through.

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

Now, after divorce with Tom Cruise, I can wear heels.

In stocks as in romance, ease of divorce is not a sound basis for commitment.

I watched my mom suffer from a divorce where she depended on my father.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

I had a romantic, 'Aren't I a good girl?' take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid.

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

People don't just stop playing Facebook games. They divorce them.

Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Divorce can be tough when the woman is the breadwinner. But the Lord can make the dark light.

I mean, we'll be pounding on the guy's chest, you know, on the floor, and you know, he's not going to just jump up all of a sudden. So it makes it tough. I mean, it's tough to be in the legislature, you know, and vote for something and then people say, well, you voted all this money and you know, it's all getting spent. It isn't getting spent. It's getting invested. But it's all getting spent. Nothing's happening.

It might seem that way, but getting hit with a bare knuckle is not as raw as getting hit with a bare knee, or getting kicked with a shin to your head, which I have been a few times. In that sense, it's nothing.

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.

I personally love auditioning. It's not just about that part: it's about getting to meet new people and really introducing myself to them - getting my name out there more than getting just that project.

I don't think anyone ever gets married thinking that they'll get a divorce.

God hates divorce-always, forever, regardless, without exception.

Divorce is always terrible, but I haven't met anyone who went through it and isn't happier now.

I think divorce doesn't necessarily bring out the best in people.

You can't go through a divorce and then get back together.

A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.

Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.

Living for ever would be like marrying yourself, with no possibility of a divorce.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

Going through divorce while shooting a reality show is terrible.

It's a good thing that it is getting simpler to register a company in China, it is good that the exchange rate of our currency is getting more flexible and that it's getting easier for Chinese businesspeople to travel. All of this opens up our economy.

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

You can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Obviously, you go through a lot of emotional turmoil in a divorce.

People lie all the time in their divorce proceedings, especially when custody is an issue.

My parents' divorce made an important change in my life. It affected me.

Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.