Top 107 Giggle Quotes & Sayings

To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl.

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

I still giggle when someone asks for my address and I say, 'Hollywood, Los Angeles.'

Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and dote in season.

I'm not going to have a better day, a more magical moment than the first time I heard my daughter giggle.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Anyone who, for 25 years, has built a career on such tenuous foundations as a high-pitched giggle, a raspberry and a sprinkling of top 'Cs' needs all the friends he can get.

[David Boreanaz]'s got a very, very cute little giggle.

I hope to continue to support, to inspire, to motivate, to encourage... in the hopes that maybe the world can get a little bit more giggle.

Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire.

A child's giggle tickles me deeply, and it breaks my heart when that begins to disappear. So I do what I can to create opportunities for children to continue to laugh and rediscover their joy.

I'm training to become a giggle doctor. It's a kind of hospital clown who changes the atmosphere on the ward and helps recovery. It's about making patients laugh but also much more.

If somebody wants to think of me as a movie star, that's fine, that's great. It sort of makes me giggle.

I just find little things in life funny, it's why I giggle during my shows.

I love to dress up. You have to have a sense of fun in life, too. We can all be serious and work and do our bit, but every now and again you have to have a good giggle.

I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at.

When I look back at some of the Chicks stuff, it's the early stuff we did where we kind of giggle and go, 'You know what? Those were the good old days.'

All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.

It's a good giggle to look back at yourself in your 20s. You thought you were so fierce and fabulous, and it's just embarrassing.

I don't want my writing to be work to read. My main goal is completely shameless entertainment. I want people to smile and giggle and enjoy the book. I'm not trying to save the world through literature.

It still makes me giggle that I'm paid to act.

Being on tour is a giggle.

My problem on 'Safe' was that when I liked something, I would giggle.

I need a new friend. I need a friend, period. Not a true friend, nothing close or share clothes or sleepover giggle giggle yak yak. Just a pseudo-friend, disposable friend. Friend as accessory. Just so I don't feel or look so stupid.

What is important is the reliability of my posts being there to greet my fans with a smile or a giggle every morning. That's how we keep on growing.

Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.

I still giggle when someone asks for my address and I say, Hollywood, Los Angeles.

When I had my first experiences of choral singing, the dissonance of those close harmonies was so exquisite that I would giggle or I would tear up, and I felt it in a physical way.

I think the game is to bear the unbearable with a giggle. With your heart breaking. And then do what you do.

The academic community has in it the biggest concentration of alarmists, cranks and extremists this side of the giggle house.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

I'm a sucker for a man who giggles-not a high-pitched serial-killer sort of giggle, but a lighthearted laugh.

Giggle potential is everywhere; we just need to slow down long enough to see it.

At first, my presence in my photos was fascinating and disturbing. But as time passed and I was more a part of other ideas in my photos, I was able to add a giggle to those feelings.

I liked playing Morph in Mash and Peas and doing Phil Daniels in the Blur Rock Profile was a giggle too.

Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew. Because my mind went straight to the gutter.

Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It's the little things that make happy moments, not the grand events. Joy comes in sips, not gulps.

I have learned over the course of my many years that it is a bad idea, usually, to investigate piteous weeping but always a fine thing to look into a giggle.

It would drive the photographers crazy because I would giggle and tell jokes. I was gregarious, and looking back, I realize I had a captive audience.

Some gal would giggle and I'd get red, and some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn't control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover.

You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle uncontrollably. "He's going to pee in someone's suitcase!" "Quiet! Do you want people on the bus to hear you?" But Miracolina is beyond help. She's entered into a fullfledged laughter fit-the kind that leaves your stomach hurting. "They're gonna open their suitcase," she blurts between bursts of glee, "And their clothes’ll be full of pee!

I always have a giggle.

A solid giggle should do the trick.

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

I guess I'm just not the film femme fatale type. I giggle too much. I have freckles and a turned-up nose, and I walk like an athlete.

Live... More than your neighbors. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now. Giggle no,laugh.

If my parents were alive, they'd giggle "John was an actor since day one!".

I always danced with my father in the living room. He did lifts with me, and he would twirl me around, and we'd laugh and giggle.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Always be natural. Putting on airs will make a giggle out of you. Be yourself and if you don't know something say so.

A good comedian can make serious political points while also having a giggle.

There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different.

I do not giggle without purpose. Lady Linette says you should never misapply a giggle.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

You never approach any prof or semi-professional sport as a hit and giggle.

I was a tomboy and any time anyone says something about me being hot, it makes me giggle.