Top 154 Gin Quotes & Sayings

Really, Gin, did you have to ruin my suit?” he said. “This was a Fiona Fine original.

I never thought my cotton gin would change history.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.

The mob taught me how to play gin rummy.

Gin a body meet a body Flyin' through the air, Gin a body hit a body, Will it fly? and where?

I don't judge you for what you've done, Gin. Why are you judging me for another man's mistakes?

My name is Gin, and I kill people.

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.

To the question, "When were your spirits at the lowest ebb?" the obvious answer seemed to be, "When the gin gave out."

One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.

I really need a gin and tonic.

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

I really don't do anything to break myself. As far as the damages to my body, I'm not a drinker. I let the gin and juice alone.

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

For each glass, liberally large, the basic ingredients begin with ice cubes in a shaker and three or four drops of Angostura bitters on the ice cubes. Add several twisted lemon peels to the shaker, then a bottle-top of dry vermouth, a bottle-top of Scotch, and multiply the resultant liquid content by five with gin, preferably Bombay Sapphire. Add more gin if you think it is too bland... I have been told, but have no personal proof that it is true, that three of these taken in the course of an evening make it possible to fly from New York to Paris without an airplane.

I 'gin to be aweary of the sun, And wish th' estate o' th' world were now undone.

The right to be a cussed fool Is safe from all devices human, It's common (ez a gin'I rule) To every critter born of woman.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake.

That’s hard core, Gin,” Finn replied. “Very hard core. Kind of kinky too.” A grim smile tightened my lips. “That’s me. Gin Blanco. Hard core and kinky to the bitter end.

Gin! Gin, are you here?” “Right behind you,” I said. Finn shrieked and whirled around. I winced at the high-pitched sound. “Dammit, woman.” He clutched the folder to his chest. “Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

Some colored people so scared of whitefolks they claim to love the cotton gin.

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin.

I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.)

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.

The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

Young poets are advised by their elders to avoid the practice of journalism as they would wet socks and gin before breakfast.

Neurohumanities offers a way to tap the popular enthusiasm for science and, in part, gin up more funding for humanities.

Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in.

I guess the difference between Gin and me is that when Gin got shut in the barn she thought Edmond didn't love her anymore but because I could feel Edmond out there somewhere always loving me I didn't have to howl all night.

Gin a body meet a body Coming thro' the rye, Gin a body kiss a body— Need a body cry?

Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.

Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.

Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.

'Gunga Gin' is a true Libertines amalgamation, in the proper, old-fashioned sense of the word.

When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

I've written just about everything for the sake of putting shoes on the children's feet - and a bottle of gin in the cupboard.

Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel said.

My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonics, and chronic.

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest lived.

Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin!

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.