Top 656 Glasses Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
Bible texts are best read with a pair of glasses made out of today's newspaper.
People really give you a hard time when you wear fake glasses out to a bar.
All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.
I'm from L.A. I've seen a lot worse things happen than a guy taking some glasses.
I love listening to audiobooks - I always lose my glasses, but if I have an audiobook, I don't need them.
Contacts would bother me. I'm just not that used to them. I think glasses are a great accessory.
I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that.
Sometimes I take off my skully and wear glasses, so I've gotta brush and make sure my hairline is straight.
Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.
Not for me. If I want to tune everybody out, I just take off my glasses and enjoy the haze.
Wine glasses, like fine wines, have always been a symbol of civilized living.
School is not a great place to have feminine features or a big nose, or to wear glasses or the wrong shoes.
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.
Maybe a day will come when we may have to just put on a pair of glasses and see sports events.
There! His Majesty can now read my name without glasses. And he can double the reward on my head!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates! / Blunt the knives and bend the forks! / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.
My eyes have been sensitive to light since the fifth grade. Without glasses I can't see the next hurdle.
I think hearts are very much like glasses. If they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time.
Most people put a hat and glasses on to go incognito. I take them off.
I would love to be that woman in a scarf and large glasses pretending I'm in a Fellini movie, but that's just not my reality.
One of Renee's friends asked her, "Does your boyfriend wear glasses?" She said, "No, he wears a Walkman.
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
You should have seen me at 14, with braces and glasses, gangly and doing ballet!
You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps.
Do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses.
Sometimes I have no hat, no glasses, and people don't recognise me. When I can work, chill, and no one knows who I am, this is good.
Negativland through rose colored glasses. If 'mice are from Mars,' Greek Buck is from Venus.
I started wearing glasses last season but they're only for basketball games and dirty movies.
For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'
I used to watch 'The Honeymooners' and laughed so much I'd fog up the inside of the lenses of my glasses.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
Wearing glasses for reading meant surrendering to old age without the least bit of a fight.
A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
I wore my same look for six years. My hat and glasses - people recognize me now.
If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.
It never gets old watching someone receive their first pair of glasses and regain their vision and their life.
The notion that inventors are anorak-wearing crackpots with glasses held together with Sellotape is beguiling but wrong.
When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses -- that I should be be looking differently at the choices I make.
Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
I think that stereoscopic 3D will have to continue to develop. It's still quite archaic because of the glasses you have to wear.
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.
I wear glasses, have a big scar, I sing loud, and I am blond. I'm sorry!
When you put on the glasses in a 3-D movie they just kind of sit there and you forget about them.
My dad was a poet. He saw the world through unique glasses, with simplicity, spirituality, and humor.
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
I previously worked as the director of VisionSpring, a non-profit dedicated to distributing glasses to people in need.
I can't see. I used to wear glasses off stage. Now I'm thinking of getting a pair of contract lenses.
I used to break glasses and punch people in 'Ek Hasina Thi,' but it was all pardoned as my character was negative.
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.
Before I got glasses, I thought Monet was the world's only realist landscape painter.
I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.
Life just makes so much more sense with black framed glasses on.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
As much as the glasses, it's the Englishness and the gangliness. The apparent lack of muscularity... they indicate I'm not a macho man.
Sir, I did not count your glasses of wine, why should you number up my cups of tea?
