Top 216 Goat Quotes & Sayings

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.

From a human point of view, the difference between the mind of a human and that of a mountain goat is wonderful; from the point of view of the infinite ignorance that surrounds us, the difference is not impressive. Indeed, from that point of view, the goat may have the better mind, for he is more congenially adapted to his place, and he would not endanger his species or his planet for the sake of an idea.

Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep.

The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

If I want to be the GOAT, I've got to take out No. 1 contenders.

BAIT GOAT There is a distance where magnets pull, we feel, having held them back. Likewise there is a distance where words attract. Set one out like a bait goat and wait and seven others will approach. But watch out: roving packs can pull your word away. You find your stake yanked and some rough bunch to thank.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.

Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!

Before I even got 'Saturday Night Live,' I was already known as the furthest thing from a goat boy. I had a stand-up routine, which I was all ready to do on HBO, before 'Saturday Night Live,' so if my routine was dependent on being a goat, I would want to quit.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

I love roasted beets with goat cheese. I am also a fruit addict.

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.

I don't mind sitting behind Tom Brady. That is the GOAT himself.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

I love Moroccan food, but I don't want to eat a goat or sheep's head, thanks.

I have a pet goat.

I'm chasing my contenders. I'm talking about that GOAT status.

The Warrior of the Light never forgets the old saying: The good little goat doesn't bleat.

When I was eight years old, I wrote a paragraph-long short story about a goat on my mother's hundred-pound, black-and-white-screen laptop. The story came about largely because I liked the way the word 'goat' looked on the page, but I decided then and there that I wanted to be a writer. That desire never changed.

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy.

Goat's milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow's or soy milk. Giving goat's milk to children is popular in Europe and other parts of the world.

You can't train a goat. You can't. You can't. So I don't recommend making a movie with a goat in a major role to anyone.

You could change into a goat and it would still apply.

Goat screaming videos are hilarious.

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!

Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.

I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.

I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat

The Coogan Law had to come and it just happens that I was the goat for it.

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat.

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.

You can lose. Michael Jordan lost, but that doesn't mean he wasn't the GOAT.

One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!

the old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

I love to meet people for lunch at my favorite restaurant, the Loaded Goat. It is named after the Andy Griffith Show episode where a goat ate a bunch of dynamite.

The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like 'Beware the horned goat of satan!' and all that. It's bullshit. It's just an animal.

What I continuously remember is when I was a child in the courtyard with my grandmother and we milked the goat and we made the ricotta. The still-warm ricotta from our goat, on top of a piece of bread, and we used to sprinkle just a little bit of honey or sugar on it. That flavor, that stays in my memory.

The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.

It was totally insane doing goat yoga in San Francisco.

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong.

Whatever gets your goat gets your attention. Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and get your goat

I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans.

Shout out to Sting: that's the G.O.A.T. right there. The goat. Greatest of all time.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

I would love to be trained by Kareem. That's a GOAT.

Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry.

A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.

The whole world will be affected when the apostles and prophets are fully restored. Their supernatural prophetic and apostolic words will signal the rise and fall of many nations and people. They will be instrumental in determining goat and sheep nations so that when Jesus Christ comes He can put the sheep nations on His right and the goat nations on His left. It will not be long until Christians realize the tremendous ways the restoration of prophets and apostles will affect them and the corporate Church.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.

Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me.