Top 1200 Golf Cart Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.

My dad was a pool-equipment salesman. He died when I was 12. Heart attack on a golf course.

Once again, my colleague Stephen Hawking has upset the apple cart. The event horizon surrounding a black hole was once though to be an imaginary sphere. But recent theories indicate that it may actually be physical, maybe even a sphere of fire. But I don't trust any of these calculations until we have a full-blown string theory calculation, since Einstein's theory by itself is incomplete.

I wouldn't recommend [boxing] to any child of mine. I would rather he played golf or something.

Putting is a fascinating, aggravating, wonderful, terrible and almost incomprehensible part of the game of golf.

Great as Alabama's football teams are, the golf team I played on there in 2012 was unreal.

I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.

I'm not going to lie, I love TV. I watch a ton of it - golf, HGTV, football.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

If I could straighten it out (his golf swing), I'd be pitching at Dodger Stadium tonight.

I experienced American golf courses when I was younger and played a lot of USGA and AJGA tournaments.

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

When the entire population of the world attains enlightenment, I'll retire and play golf every day.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

Sitting in a rocker never appealed to me. Golf or fishing isn't as much fun as working.

Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put on all kinds of makeup and parade around the street with their shopping cart yelling "Sale on aisle seven!" at anyone who will listen. Their wooden clog sandals make a helluva racket on linoleum tile. Their plastic jewelry clatters like the bones of little children.

I'm not a big shorts person. Personally, I hate to see men's legs on the golf course.

I worked at the golf course, and I always had dreams and aspirations of being a professional golfer.

If I'm on my way to play a round of golf there is an anxiety in me, a feeling of 'I can't lose today.'

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

The golf bag hurts my shoulder too much; I prefer to play football.

Somehow, it is hard to dislike a man once you have played a round of golf with him.

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

Some of us are fortunate enough to play championship golf, but this isn't essential in the enjoyment of the game.

Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I'd played golf I would have been skint.

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.

You worked your paper route, mowed the lawn, then played golf all day.

My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

I just go out there and play the game; I get on with things. Golf is not everything in life.

The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament.

I wouldn't dream of watching motor racing, cycling, or golf - which aren't truly sports anyway.

I love to play golf and watch movies in Tamil and Telugu whenever I get time.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

I respect and understand that golf is enveloped in tradition and that certain rules and regulations must be upheld.

Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And I have.

You can be a guy who won 18 majors, but that doesn't mean you'll be a great Ryder Cupper. That's the rarest golf there is.

I do everything right-handed - football, tennis, darts and golf - except for snooker.

I've played golf everywhere in New Jersey. People are nice to me. It's great.

I do get addicted to stuff. I tried playing golf and I was soon going twice a day.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

My dad is a big dreamer, so I got that from him. Golf was my main thing when I was a teenager, and that's what I wanted to do.

I've learned a lot about my game every time I play golf in a men's event.

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I don't know whether to call myself a golfer who acts or an actor who plays golf.

We are now considering legislation based on statistics that include name-calling at public rallies as crimes. Are we going on to the school yards of this country and when two kids get angry with each other and call each other names -- what are we going to do, cart them over to the reformatory or add them to the list of 'hate crimes' perpetrators? This is ridiculous.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Being the world's greatest athlete just does not get it done on the golf course.