Top 1200 Golf Cart Quotes & Sayings - Page 20
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Last updated on November 8, 2024.
I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.
They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.
I do not look back at what might have been. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
Wind turbines are imposing structures and definitely not the kind of thing one wants to see from a golf course.
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.
When golf used to be a rich man's sport, if you were poor you could not step foot on a course.
In golf I have my support team, and though I hit the shots, I say 'we' a lot, because 'we' made it happen.
I obviously had my family to keep me amused and I took up golf when I retired from athletics.
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
It's a lot harder to break bones in golf than motocross. But that made me fearless in a way.
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
I don't have that much interest in golf, to be honest with you. I like playing. It's fun. But after a while it gets boring.
I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .
The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.
Golf teaches you about yourself. You haven't got anyone else to blame when things go wrong.
Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.
I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Outside of my family and my work, I have two passions, both instilled in me by my father: golf and fishing.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
My whole life, I grew up watching Tiger Woods. If I tuned in to a golf tournament, that's who I watched.
When one thinks of golf and Scotland, the first thing that comes to mind is usually St. Andrews, especially the famed Old Course.
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.
I just enjoy playing in wind, grew up in it, and it makes the golf a bit more fun.
I just think the game of golf teaches you so much about yourself like who you really are and what you're made of.
I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.
My golf swing is probably the most horrendous you've ever seen. I look like I'm trying to attack the ball.
It's been my experience that success in golf comes from not letting your mind wander from the shot you're about to hit.
I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.
I come from a family that has always emphasized and enjoyed sports - golf, tennis, football, baseball and the rest.
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
I have been an avid reader of 'Golf Digest' ever since I started playing this great game.
People spend money on sports, and I just don't do golf, I hate it. But I love sailing and the technology aspect.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
I don't mind when I hit a ball in the woods. I think of it as an adventure. That's when golf really starts to get interesting.
It's pretty obvious when Tiger makes a birdie. I think everybody at the golf course cheers for him.
I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.
Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
I never knew what top golf was like until I turned professional. Then it was too late.
I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.
Golf's not an easy game. You keep working at it and, sooner or later, something good will happen.
Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.
Adrian has golf, Tom has surfing, Gwen has Gavin, I guess, and this is all I have - I wake, eat and sleep No Doubt.
Golf is a very serious part of my life, but when you stop having fun at it, that's when it's time to hang it up.
I'm a big archery person. I grew up shooting bows. Some people play golf, I do this.
Golf never ceases to be a challenge, even when it really is just you and the ball out there and nobody else.
I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians to like. I want everybody to like it. I want audiences to like it, but I also want comedians to like it. I'm selfish. I want everybody to laugh!
Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.
It's easy at times to win golf tournaments and shoot 59, and sometimes it's hard to post an 85.
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
If I didn't think I could win the World Championship I would go and play golf badly in Spain.
