Top 1200 Golf Course Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Sometimes when you play a golf course for the first time, you just got to be committed to your targets.

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

I'm very excited every time I'm at Augusta National. It's such a beautiful and fabulous golf course.

I've noticed the sound of the golf ball being hit by the golf club is different, and much more realistic, with the hearing aids. The sound with the hearing aids makes sense, and better represents what I know is happening to the golf ball. So you could say that the hearing aids help give me confidence regarding my golf game.

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.

I enjoy playing golf, but no, I don't think golf helps driving. It does take my mind away from driving, though; every time I play golf, I don't think about Formula 1.

Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And I have.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

I only properly played golf when I was 15 or 16. The best course I've done? Pebble Beach in California.

Wind turbines are imposing structures and definitely not the kind of thing one wants to see from a golf course.

This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you.

When golf used to be a rich man's sport, if you were poor you could not step foot on a course.

It's quite nice to play on a golf course that, even though it is links, that there's not much wind, which is good.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

Being the world's greatest athlete just does not get it done on the golf course.

Emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

I love coming in for quick pops. You come in. You score. You leave. You're on the golf course. It's great. You don't carry any story.

I love when architects build a golf course that compliments the landscape rather than intrudes upon it.

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.

I like to hunt and fish, read and paint and play golf. And I can have a good time doing nothing. And, of course: be with my family.

Golf is me and buddies out having a good time, but most of all, golf is about me and my dad. Anytime I think of golf, I think about my dad. He taught me how to hit a golf ball, and he got me playing.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

I have really enjoyed every minute I have spent in golf- above all, the many wonderful friends I have made. I have loved playing the game and practicing it. Whether my schedule for the following day called for a tournament round or merely a trip to the practice tee, the prospect that there was going to be golf in it made me feel privileged and extremely happy, and I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again

My one complaint with my father as a parent is that, not only was he not a golfer, but also he was sort of opposed to golf. I was a country club kid growing up. I should have played golf, but my father thought golf was a sport for old men.

When one thinks of golf and Scotland, the first thing that comes to mind is usually St. Andrews, especially the famed Old Course.

My dad was a pool-equipment salesman. He died when I was 12. Heart attack on a golf course.

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

When you're on a golf course, a couple of things are very interesting. No matter who you're with and who you're playing with, people want each other to do well.

I worked at the golf course, and I always had dreams and aspirations of being a professional golfer.

I'm in Houston on the golf course doing 18 holes every day that I don't have to work or it rains.

You cannot make money with a hockey team. You cannot make money with a hotel, either, and you cannot make money with a golf club. I have all three of them. When you have a certain amount of money, you do silly things - because it's pretty to have a golf course and it's interesting to have a hockey team.

I just love hanging out with good company on a great, fun golf course.

The golf course is always in good shape. Paul Latshaw does a reasonable job.

To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference, it's detachment.

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?

It's pretty obvious when Tiger makes a birdie. I think everybody at the golf course cheers for him.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

A lot of guys are known for the stuff they do off the golf course and who they like to hang around. It's pretty obvious who's doing that and who isn't.

I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

My dad was a big believer of having a golf club that fit me. Always have a golf club that fits you, so you don't have to make any swing compensations for that particular golf club.

I'm not the most charismatic, maybe emotional, fun-packed individual on the golf course; I get that.

I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.

I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot of ups and downs.

When I find a golf course or a restaurant or a market that I like, that's pretty much exclusively where I go.

I'm trying to get better on and off the golf course at all times so I think it's a work in progress all day long.

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.

That's the thing about golf. In a team sport, when a team's on a roll, you have a little bit more data and comfort in predicting whether the roll's gonna continue, whether the team is playing well and who the opponent is. But the golf course is the opponent. It changes every round in terms of wind and weather and so forth. And your game is never the same two days in a row. It's almost impossible to handicap and predict.

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.

Golf has been such a gift in my life, and I've enjoyed it so much and enjoyed lots of wonderful times on the golf course with my husband first, and then I got to play in all these celebrity tournaments. I'm often the only female celebrity in the tournament, hence the term 'Token Chick.' So it's been such a great, great gift in my life.

I'm not a big shorts person. Personally, I hate to see men's legs on the golf course.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.