Top 1200 Good Dog Quotes & Sayings - Page 20
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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead.
My Instagram is basically all knitting, my dog, and a little bit of 'The Defenders.'
Praying without fervency is like hunting with a dead dog.
Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.
There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.
I pay my rent and my bills and I buy food and toys for my dog and that's it.
The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.
A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.
If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.
Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.
So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.
It's very expensive to treat your dog, and thankfully, I was able to do that.
I've been working like a dog as a United States senator.
Think about a dog’s ability to forgive. This to me is love.
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.
Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
It's quite enough to show a well-beaten dog the whip.
My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect.
Everyone has a dog or a cat... I just choose other animals.
I walk my dog at dawn because I don't like people to be around.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
Sometimes people just want a fancy, cute dog.
Barbecue is to North Carolina as the hot dog is to New York.
She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book.
A man and his dog goes so well with home and castle.
In the hierarchy of the family, I'm just above the dog. But I like it that way.
Those deep, dog fights - I love that. That's why I fight.
I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.
What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto?
There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact!
I'm a huge dog person; I love to hug and kiss them.
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.
If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.
If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
When adopting a dog, you have to find the right match for your family.
No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.
Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.
The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.
If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I have a dog. He cuddles with me all night, so I don't really need a boyfriend.
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog.
Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
Living with a dog is one way to retain something of a child's spirit.
