Top 1200 Great Beer Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

I love the idea of having a beer with a lot of the musicians I admire.

All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

In Canada, it's beer, hockey, and then everything else.

Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

My body was built through years of good food - and beer.

And I will make it felony to drink small beer.

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean. Nobody will be able to collect enough of my scattered atoms to bury. You going to cover my funeral expenses, son?" Splendidly. Banners, dancing girls, and enough beer to float your coffin to Valhalla." - Miles coaxing Ky Tung to agree to an almost suicidal mission

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

It feels like I can wrap up the day with a glass of beer.

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

There's nothing in the world like that first taste of beer.

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Despite the insanity of using whether you would want to have a beer with someone as a legitimate reason for voting for or against them, I always felt that is indicative of a massive problem in politics: It matters as much what your personality is as how smart you are or how good you are at your job. That is a huge, huge problem. A lot of people who are very smart or very good at their jobs are not people I would want to ever have a beer with - but I would want them making massive policy decisions with huge implications for the future of the planet.

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.

Gasman' was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub.

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.

I went from a playing in a bar on a bar stool for free beer and tip money, where people weren't paying attention to me, to now I've got their attention. It's up to me to what I feed them with my music. It's up to me how I do that. I've put a lot of thought into how great the songs are, and how I want people to perceive me.

I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.

I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it.