Top 1200 Great Beer Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.

And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

It's very British of me, but I'll always choose beer over anything else.

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

Obama doesn't seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don't find that problematic at all.

I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me.

My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

I do great with Tea Party, I do great with conservatives I do great with moderates, I do great with evangelicals, I do great with everybody.

It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent.

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

I used to sit and draw in the evening with a couple of crates of beer. That makes the ideas flow.

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE

I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes.

I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur.

While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious.

You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.

Oh, I love a good burger, I really do. With chips and a beer and ice cream afterwards.

I like any European city where you can sit outside, have a beer and watch the world go by.

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

You can use the tax code to make people smoke less. You can use the tax code to make 'em smoke more. You can use the tax code to make 'em buy beer or buy less beer, more booze or less booze. You can screw the tax code around to make 'em make more charitable contributions. You think they're going to get rid of this power? Ain't no way, fool.