Top 1200 Great Beer Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.

Great passions may either bring great victories or great sorrows! In both cases, it is always a great privilege to have great passions!

None of my friends are big posters - we're old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or have a curry.

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher.

What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?

I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do.

The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.

I'm known for my strength and it helped that from a young age I was carrying around crates of beer or carpets and heavy rolls of underlay.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.

We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we covered it all, and what a trip it was!

The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.

Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing.

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.

Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.

Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer?

One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.

Growing up, I remember thinking country music was all honky-tonks and beer and trucks - Britney Spears was my first concert.

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Own it. Just take it and say, 'Yes I will be great, I am going to be great.' Great doesn't mean being a movie star, great doesn't mean having millions of dollars. Great means being able to be confident, strong, and a solid human being that has dignity and integrity. That is great.

I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man.

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer.

What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that!

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.

I know that Boston is one of the great centers of intellectual culture as well as sport. It's one of the centers of America, with a great orchestra, great sports, great hospitals, and great universities.

I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here.

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke in me.

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things.

I had to give up a lot of foods that I'm accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food.

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn't mean that it cannot change someone's point of view.

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

I have so many great friends, so many great memories, so many great pictures, so many great songs, so many great relationships with people. I definitely feel, for the last 15 years, that I spent my time very wisely. And that's a great thing to be able to look back at.

The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim.

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells.