Top 447 Guests Quotes & Sayings

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests.

As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to my mum's room, put on her nightdress and Jackie Onassis shawl, run downstairs, go outside, ring the doorbell and pretend to be one of the guests. I'd say, 'Hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-So.

Fish and guests in three days are stale.

We are guests in our patients' lives.

I have the version of me where I'm interviewing someone, where I definitely am the straight man, and I like to show a lot of respect to my guest and let them take the reins. I don't like to compete with my guests. I don't like to be funnier than my guests or get into a 'Who's wackier?' sort of thing.

Unbidden guests Are often welcomest when they are gone.

As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to my mum's room, put on her nightdress and Jackie Onassis shawl, run downstairs, go outside, ring the doorbell and pretend to be one of the guests. I'd say, 'Hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-So.'

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.

True hospitality consists of giving the best of yourself to your guests.

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

Whenever a chef cooks for his own ego rather than his guests, he/she set themselves up for ridicule and failure. In the end, it's the service industry. Our goal is to make our guests happy through our cooking.

Keeping one's guests supplied with liquor is the first law of hospitality.

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

Like all guests, after a fortnight, grief is best beyond the door.

You've got to listen to your guests.

Dreams are guests who ensoul our lives if we have hospitality for them.

My zero-stress way to host a gathering: Make the guests do the cooking.

How different a loved and familiar spot appears, when viewed with the eye of probable guests.

Our guests have an insatiable curiosity for up close and personal worldwide adventures - whether one is taking a segment of the World Cruise or the entire voyage. Traveling to different countries aboard the luxurious floating resort that is Crystal Serenity is just one part of their experience. Our guests relish the opportunity to venture beyond the port cities to experience the destinations' culture, wildlife and unique treasures.

Don’t lick the guests, darling. Bad manners.

Food television opened the eyes, and palates, of our guests. They became more adventurous.

He entertained these thoughts awkwardly, as a man entertains unexpected guests. Then, as he reached his objective, he pushed these thoughts away, as a man apologizes to his guests, and leaves them, muttering something about a prior engagement.

By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

Since the very beginning, we wanted to create an experience for our guests: more than just a place to sleep. We wanted to cook breakfast in the morning; we wanted to provide a subway map for our guests. Pick them up from the airport.

Some talk shows have become so exploitive and tabloid, I wonder if I can believe some of their guests. Where do they find these guests, and why do they deserve air time?

You don't want to work so hard that you can't enjoy your guests.

Objects of charity are not guests.

Whether it's Mrs Dalloway's lost love or Thérèse Raquin's burgeoning horror, The Paying Guests reminds us of every great novel we've gasped or winced at, or loudly urged the protagonists through, and it does not relent. . . . The Paying Guests is the apotheosis of [Waters'] talent; at least for now. I have tried and failed to find a single negative thing to say about it. Her next will probably be even better. Until then, read it, Flaubert, Zola, and weep.

I like when guests come over early and we chop veggies and talk and play music.

The Church is a family expecting guests.

Like the trees, we are visitors, guests of the earth.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

I have 4 bedrooms in my house. 1 is for guests, the other 3 are for closets.

I always want my guests to be happy and impressed.

The irrational may be attractive in the abstract, but not in cab drives, dinner guests, or elderly relatives.

Uninvited guests are often most welcome when they leave

Gone are the birds that were our summer guests.

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.

When I make a feast, I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks.

Like when I host a party. I hope my guests get along. But if not, how interesting!

I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show.

Modern Carpet Designs may provide endless entertainment for your guests.

Jesus went into the temple and boldly drove out those that bought and sold. And when all was cleared, there was nobody left but Jesus. Observe this, for it is the same with us: when he is alone he is able to speak in the temple of the soul. If anyone else is speaking in the temple of your soul, Jesus will keep still, as if he were not at home. And he is not at home wherever there are strange guests-guests with whom the soul holds conversation, guests who are seeking to bargain. If Jesus is to speak and be heard, the soul must be alone and quiet.

She's sent the crows out to blind the guests coming for dinner!" What?" She's BLINDING THE GUESTS COMING FOR DINNER!" Well, that's one way to avoid having to dust, I suppose.

If the guests want to wrest the check away from the host, because the host is also the guest of honor, then the guest who volunteers has to cover the whole thing. A guest can't volunteer -all- of the guests to pay for the host/honoree.

Guests are the delight of leisure, and the solace of ennui.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

The most indispensable qualification of a cook is punctuality. The same must be said of guests.

Late-night shows are 'Chopped.' Who are your guests tonight? Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds and gummy bears. There, make a show ... Make an appetizer that appeals to millions of people. That's what I like. How could you possibly do it? Oh, you bring in your own flavors. Your own house band is another flavor.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I have an obsession for quality. I work for my guests, not to obtain Michelin stars.

Uninvited guests seldom meet a welcome.

If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.

I'm happy to hang out with friends, but I'm not the type who entertains guests, not even at home.

We set up one rule in our house, which is, 'Guests of guests cannot bring guests.' That rule was required because that happened one weekend, and we finally said, 'Okay, you know what? That's a little too much.'

I once hosted a dinner party where I had two guests with some serious food restrictions - one was vegan and the other didn't eat red meat... steak and fish were our dinner. Now I always serve family style with a variety of food groups - so there is something for everyone. Always ask your guests if they have any allergies.

In my opinion, if you're entertaining guests, you should do everything possible to make them comfortable.

The gods are fugitive guests of literature.

A cocktail done right can really show your guests that you care.