Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.
Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon.
Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.
I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.
Outdoor cooking is not just about hot dogs and hamburgers. There are so many styles of food you can make.
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
My family raised bird dogs when I was growing up in Jonesboro, Arkansas, and I'm a gun owner myself.
Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.
'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs!
My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.
Edible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs.
Roving dogs do not indicate the civilisation or compassion of the society. They betray on the country the ignorance and lethargy of its members.
The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Dogs in America get more affection than women in most Third World countries.
We want to do sweaters for dogs and call it 'Bark Jacobs.' If it works, great. If it doesn't, we'll drop it and do something different.
Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs.
When I was young, I preferred dogs, but when I moved into a flat when I was 18, it wasn't practical to have a dog. So I got a couple of kittens, and that was it.
The problem is this. The spread of markets outpaces the ability of societies and their political systems to adjust to them, let alone to guide the course they take
Dogs notice, they share, they draw conclusions, they like it when they're able to be of service and are touchingly grateful when they're praised.
My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.
Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
The reward of child rearing is spending the rest of your life proudly knowing this person you helped guide. Let him be himself.
I always wanted that house where everybody wants to go, full of energy, dogs, music, fun.
It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible.
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.
It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.
I can't lie: We have made some dogs over the years. Every album we did wasn't great, you know.
It's just so nice when your pet isn't all needy. I need a lot of space, so dogs suffocate me.
On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick.
Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core.
What does it matter if a few barking dogs snap at the heels of the weary travelers? ... The caravan moves on
Those thoughts are truth which guide us to beneficial interaction with sensible particulars as they occur, whether they copy these in advance or not.
Like tired dogs they stand there, because they use up all their strength in remaining upright in one's memory.
Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs?
My kids think America is swimming pools on the roof, screening rooms, and hot dogs. They love it here.
Come on soldiers! Guardians and agents of the supreme law! Here is a sacrifice of dogs ready for your swords!
Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.
Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.
Coward dogs most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten runs far before them.
In someone's life, dogs can be very important which in turn changes everyone else's lives.
. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born.
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.
Apart from actually playing football, I am at my most happiest with either my dogs, or planting in the garden.
My morning ritual is to get up and feed the dogs, take my daughter to school, and come home.
The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
I have a couple of dogs and I live with my partner. We just like to sit and read and I'm generally quite quiet.
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