Top 467 Guinea Pigs Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I'm not afraid to say I'm at war with the pigs.

When I was a child, I named my rabbit Pancake and my guinea pig Maple Syrup.

New Guinea was sort of a graveyard for planes.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it—the chances of it are, like, you know, it's like probably ‘pigs could fly.' Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado.

In the Netherlands - where I come from - you actually never see a pig, which is really strange, because, in a population of 16 million people, we have 12 million pigs. And well, of course, the Dutch can't eat all these pigs. They eat about one-third, and the rest is exported to all kinds of countries in Europe and the rest of the world.

Better live a crossing-sweeper than die and be made to talk twaddle by a "medium" hired at a guinea a seance.

We're kind of a guinea pig generation.

Great Britain would spend her last guinea to keep a navy superior to that of the United States or any other power.

At the time when I was conducting my research there was no known method for taking the guinea pig's temperature. I demonstrated a technique which is now widely used.

Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.

The President of Guinea, Sekou Toure, came to see us on the 13th. Now you know, I don't know how you can compare this by me being able to see a President of a country when I have just been there two days; and here I have been in America, born in America, and I am 46 years pleading with the President for the last two to three years to just give us a chance-and this President in Guinea recognized us enough to talk to us.

What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig.

I've got a mission to help people improve and massively change their lives and create breakthroughs, so I'm always looking for them and I'm the first guinea pig.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

The jingling of the guinea helps the hurt that Honor feels.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig.

One minute I was a clapped-out, two-guinea, legal-aid lawyer, and the next minute I was in parliament.

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.

I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government rather than another. It is of no moment to the happiness of an individual.

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

We ain't gonna fight no reactionary pigs who run up and down the street being reactionary; we're gonna organize and dedicate ourselves to revolutionary political power and teach ourselves the specific needs of resisting the power structure, arm ourselves, and we're gonna fight reactionary pigs with international proletarian revolution.

The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.

President [John F.] Kennedy, after the Bay of Pigs, said to Turner Catledge of The New York Times: I wish you had written more, I wish you had investigated more, because it might have saved the country of the cataclysm of the Bay of Pigs.

Death to the pigs is my basic statement.

Ten Guinea Street is on a Historic England site.

I am a human guinea pig and a professional dilettante.

Pigs may like honey, but that doesn't stop it being sweet.

I've always been like a guinea pig when it comes to health trends.

I should wish [Alain Robbe-Grillet] to realize that Guinea exists.

Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

In Guinea I could read [Franz] Kafka. I re-discover in him my own discomfort.

Satan himself can't save a woman who wears thirty-shilling corsets under a thirty-guinea costume.

Men from my generation are chauvinist pigs!

Comrades!' he cried. 'You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink the milk and eat those apples.

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

Whenever I go to an opera, I leave my sense and reason at the door with my half-guinea, and deliver myself up to my eyes and my ears.

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig

I learned from a longtime farmer that pigs enjoy soothing music.

One minute I was a clapped-out, two-guinea, legal-aid lawyer and the next minute I was in parliament.

I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.

I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs. The people are going to have to stand up against the pigs. That's what the Panthers is doing, that's what the Panthers are doing all over the world.

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs

My voice sounded like one of the guinea fowl that screeched in our trees as it pooped, but I never let that stop me.

Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs.

The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

We ain't gonna fight no reactionary pigs who run up and down the street being reactionary; we're gonna organize and dedicate ourselves to revolutionary political power and teach ourselves the specific needs of resisting the power structure, arm ourselves, and we're gonna fight reactionary pigs with INTERNATIONAL PROLETARIAN REVOLUTION. That's what it has to be. The people have to have the power: it belongs to the people.

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

I would love to make a film in the outback or in Papua New Guinea, in Port Moresby. I know that it's not in Australia, but it's not too far.

I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government other than another. It is of no moment to the happiness of an individual.

And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.

If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.

It has become accepted doctrine that we must attempt to study the whole man. Actually we cannot study even a whole tree or a whole guinea pig. But it is a whole tree and a whole guinea pig that have survived and evolved, and we must make the attempt.

The rank is but the guinea's stamp, The man's the gowd for a' that.

Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain.

It's my dream to help Guinea reach the World Cup at least once.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.