Top 467 Guinea Pigs Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

My first banjo? My mother's sister, my aunt, lived about a mile from where we did, and she raised some hogs. And she had - her - the hog - the mother - they called the mother a sow - of a hog. And she had some pigs. Well, the pigs were real pretty, and I was going to high school and I was taking agriculture in school. And I sort of got a notion that I'd like to do that, raise some hogs. And so my aunt had this old banjo, and my mother told me, said, which do you want, the pig or a banjo? And each one of them's $5 each. I said, I'll just take the banjo.

When you come to the set, and are aware of the limitations of the script or the director, don't expect the pigs to fly.

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

I enjoyed being president, but the campaign against Guinea worm [horrible disease] has opened up a completely new career that is challenging and unpredictable and adventurous - and very gratifying.

I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen.

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the Guinea hen.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

All chefs have pictures of food in their phones, stuffed pig's ears and pigs' heads and the like.

We love and lose in China, we weep on England's moors, and laugh and moan in Guinea, and thrive on Spanish shores. We seek success in Finland, are born and die in Maine. In minor ways we differ, in major we're the same.

I grew up taking care of the pigs. I love this country that, you know, somebody can do something like that.

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig.

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

My last passport, I had North Korea, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Liberia, Guinea... I had, like, every war-torn country in there.

All those little congruences and arabesques you prepared with such delicate anticipatory pleasure are gobbled up as if by pigs at a pastry cart.

I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice.

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.

I would like to go to Kalimantan island in Sumatra to see the carvings and longhouse sculptures. I've also always wanted to look at the wood carvings along the Sepik River in New Guinea.

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million.

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.

A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

I've played in some spectacularly scenic grounds in Cape Town and Johannesburg, but Papua New Guinea in the Seventies was the most remote place I'd been for my cricketing career.

The soundest argument will produce no more conviction in an empty head than the most superficial declamation; as a feather and a guinea fall with equal velocity in a vacuum.

An imam should be able to say that homosexuals are worse than pigs. My only demand is that you mustn't incite violence.

I was a guinea pig for some hoodlums who thought they could hurt me and frighten me and keep other Negro entertainers from the South.

Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.

I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.

The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage!

The discovery that I soon made that the guinea pig was also susceptible to infection made it possible for me, from the third year on, to preserve the virus on this animal.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

It's very expensive to maintain pure breed pigs. But I am an animal lover, so it wasn't a problem for me.

The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.

Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

In '73 I photographed the cannibals in New Guinea. They treated me OK but they didn't make you feel relaxed... I managed to escape unscathed though, I'm pretty good at that.

I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig.

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined.

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

If you rush to take a drug, do so with the full knowledge that you are being a Guinea Pig. The longer a drug is on the market, the more will be known about the side effects.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

Researchers found a frog in new guinea that is so tiny, they believe it's the smallest vertebrate on the planet. It has the tiniest backbone of any living creature, except members of Congress.

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.

That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.

When I was a kid, my favorite after-school snack was hominy and pickled pigs feet.

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

I've got two pigs, which doesn't constitute a farm. I just keep them in a field. They are very pleasant.

The Bay of Pigs became a metaphor for feckless folly and failure.

From the practical point of view, the susceptibility to infection of the guinea pig proved to be the most useful step forward. Today, all laboratories use this animal for preserving the virus.

One sparrow is worth a thousand gulls, When it sings. The gull sits on chimney-tops. He mocks the guinea, challenges The crow, inciting various modes. The sparrow requites one, without intent.

In those days [the 1790s],the students paid their professors directly for the lectures-typically about three guineas a class (a guinea was worth slightly more than a pound).

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs!