Top 218 Haircut Quotes & Sayings

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic!

I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!

Bob Dylan's not a hype and a haircut: he's the real thing.

I don't think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics.

I'd say that every haircut I've had has been a bad haircut.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and fresh and tight. I actually go to the barbershop every five days. As soon as your haircut is on point, you have to make sure your outfit is fully ironed, you smell good, and you have clean sneakers on. Pretty much the head-to-toe look.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than £10 on a haircut.

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.

With some films you can sort of slide in, get a haircut and you're in.

I still miss the days when a haircut was just a haircut. It was only your mates you had to face. Now there's a whole industry centred around people analysing your 'look'. I just cannot understand how anyone could get so worked up by... hair.

One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

what would you call this haircut?" arthur.

I've pretty much always had the same haircut my entire life.

No, the mullet's gone, I've have a nice blonde, spiky haircut, but it's quite modern.

I have always had a bob haircut because my hair is so fine and doesn't like being long.

I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that.

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make.

Growing up in Dumfries, I got no sun - I spent all my time in my room making records. When I came to America, it made me recognise the benefits of sunlight. Oh, and I also got a good haircut. I used to have a terrible haircut.

One of the worst. I can't begin to explain... I literally ask them all the time, 'Why doesn't Will, maybe he shaves his head?' But really, did everyone have that haircut in the '80s? Who would choose to have that haircut?

The bubble bowl! Yes, that made my career, and I should be grateful. I was stomping my feet when Garren was giving me that haircut. It's hard to say to a 17-year-old girl in 1993 that a bowl haircut was cool.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys." And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend." Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.

I always have a new haircut.

In today's world everything is political. We are a statement - our clothes, haircut, the way we act.

The worse the haircut, the better the man.

The importance of a tan and a haircut cannot be understated.

I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side.

I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.

You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.

I was a tomboy. I had a pudding-bowl haircut; I wore big Doc Martens and dungarees.

I love that about the Beatles, that the music is still going on more than the haircut, you know.

I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference.

I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky.

I grew up in the D.C. area, and I used to wear a Redskins jersey just walking around. I just had kind of a bowl haircut for a long time and no sense of style or personal hygiene. But the main thing was the haircut. You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne.

You will be getting a haircut, won't you?" Halt ran his hand through his hair. It was getting a little long, he thought. I'll give it a trim," he said, his hand dropping unconciously to the hilt of his saxe knife. This time, Pauline did look up. You'll get a haircut," she said. Her gaze was steady and unwavering. I'll get a haircut," he agreed meekly.

I grind. I hustle. I don't have time to get no haircut.

The key to the Lochte haircut is being fresh and looking up-to-date.

To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.

He's a haircut and a forehand.

While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.

A halfway decent haircut will go a long way!

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJs with the same haircut.

The true test of a man's style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how their hair is styled, whether it's trendy or not. A man can change his haircut many times, but to pull off any haircut, you have to be very chic. Like Brad Pitt.

I've said for quite a long time I'd like him to have a different haircut. I quite like my hair being short. You know, we've been away two years, let's f*** around with his outfit, let's f*** around with his haircut, let's do something different.

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.

Normally, I try to get my haircut when I'm in a developing country. Last time, it was in Vietnam.