Top 149 Hairy Quotes & Sayings

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

A hairy body, and arms stiff with bristles, give promise of a manly soul.

I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

A man - hairy or not - should still spend time on personal hygiene.

I've never tried fatback. Probably 'cause it's called fatback. I don't know which word creeps me out more: fat or back. Why don't they just throw in "hairy" while they're at it? "This is some delicious hairy fatback."

Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...]

It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.

We thus learn that man is descended from a hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits, and an inhabitant of the Old World.

Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.

When a man crosses his legs and the trouser leg rides up to show the hairy shins, it offends my eyes.

I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy.

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.

I don't like spiders, man, just because they are sneaky - they just really scare me. They are hairy - ugh.

I'm extremely hairy. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper body sweater/track jacket type of thing.

Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.

I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.

My grandfather is from Burma and while the tanned skin and Cleopatra eyes skipped my genetic make-up, I inherited the full hairy gene.

There is nothing - nothing - worse than seeing ankle or a hairy calf when a man in a suit or trousers sits down.

I've always just been this hairy, wild man.

What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

Introductions are always weird for me because my name is Hari and it's constantly mispronounced . 'Hurry', 'Hairy' - there are different ways to screw it up, and it leads to these awkward conversations.

I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird.

I'm hairy.

I'm always hairy. I swear too much.

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do.

We have an older following with 'Hairy Bikers,' but 'Strictly' crosses all generations.

People need BHAGs - big hairy audacious goals.

I am merely a conduit, a kind of big hairy tool. I am just a plastic funnel connected to a Moog.

I don't mind being called a hairy, humourless lesbian because that is what I aspire to be.

Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints.

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.

I only ever became conscious of how hairy I was when I got to Year Six, the last year of primary school.

When I hear 'fusion,' I think of Tricky-Dick stuff - really hairy melodies played in unison. It's like, 'Why?'

I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.

There will be a quick rash of hairy American filth, but it shouldn't threaten the existence of decent, serious British filth.

The Gauls derided the hairy and gigantic savages of the North; their rustic manners, dissonant joy, voracious appetite, and their horrid appearance, equally disgusting to the sight and to the smell.

Because of both hipster culture and Facebook culture, the human race is starting to resemble a school of hairy piranhas.

I grew up in Tennessee, where no one was really hairy, and with sisters who were so beautiful - my little sister was a pageant girl. But me, I was this weird-looking hairy child. I had more than just a unibrow; I feel like I had a mustache, a goatee.

What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for a bit. (Gallagher) Why? Were the bears mean to you? Mama can get a bit cranky whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I’m going to eat one, but bleh! They’re way too hairy. Now if she’d let me skin one, I might be interested. (Simi) Are you joking? (Gallagher) Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. (Simi)

I like that best as I am so hairy.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.

When you set a goal, it's a personal thing, and that goal should be very big, hairy and audacious.

Summer comes over the hill like a hairy blanket.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats, its very unsexy.

Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass

oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.

If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.

Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn’t-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly grossed out, I took a peek at my armpit, jerking away. Oh, that’s just…nasty.

Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock.

So are all the kids on the East Coast repeating school next year? Get ready to see a lot of hairy eighth graders. Storm brain drain.

I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.