Top 1200 Half-Baked Quotes & Sayings - Page 10

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my report cards are like, 'He would be wonderful, but he just can't stop being a clown in class.'

Islam cannot accept or agree to a situation which is half-Islam and half-Jahiliyya [separated from God].

He who prefers to give Linus the half of what he wishes to borrow, rather than to lend him the whole, prefers to lose only the half.

I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

I'm actually half Brit and half American. I have a British father and an American mother, but as far as I'm aware, no Middle Eastern blood.

My mother is half-French, half-Malagasy, so I've been listening to African music, like Malian and Congolese music, since I was a child.

There are many that despise half the world; but if there be any that despise the whole of it, it is because the other half despises them.

Half my life is an act of revision; more than half the act is performed with small changes.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

I didn't realize I was living in a very unique situation until I became a culinary professional. For me, there was nothing out of the ordinary about spending half my day in Mexico, and the other half in California.

...the other half of rising—the very half that makes rising necessary—is having been nailed to the cross.

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.

Don't be deceived by life's outcomes. Life's outcomes, while not entirely random, have a huge amount of luck baked into them.

I pride myself on being the type of artist who can work half in the R&B world and half in the pop world.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Half of me knows too much to be carefree. But the other half knows enough to be grateful.

I do not share the half-in, half-out attitude to the EU of some in Britain. Britain's place is in Europe.

There's a great deal of women in film school. I was not the only woman in my class at UCLA. When I went through the Sundance program, it was half women and half men.

I would say I live half in New York and half in Claridge's. How decadent! How hysterical!

Even a small, everyday lie is a clue to the personality and preoccupations of the liar, like a dream or any other confection of the mind, that is half-conscious and half-unconscious, as all creative acts must be.

If I go out to a house and it's half empty I prefer to think it's half full. And I trust people. Even if it all goes wrong you go again.

To this day it is all but impossible for me to actually stop and think of my parents as white and black or to think of myself, therefore, as half and half.

Half the trouble in the world arises from men trying to anticipate their time and season, and the other half from their trying to prolong them.

I'm half-and-half on school. I had fun in grade school, but when I went to college, it was the worst place I've ever been in my entire life.

As an actor, I've always said, half the audience is going to love you, half is going to hate you so just live with it. It's easier that way.

Envy hurt exponentially more than heartbreak because your soul was torn in two, half soaring with happiness for another person, half mired in a well of selfpity and pain.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

He said, "I am a man," and that meant certain things to Juana. It meant that he was half insane and half god.

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of raw carrots.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be grateful you have a glass - your the only person that can decide what's in it.

Sometimes we are inclined to class those who are once-and-a-half witted with the half-witted, because we appreciate only a third part of their wit.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

HALF of America pays NO taxes. Zero. So they're happy for tax rates to be raised on the other half that DOES pay any taxes.

I spent the first half of my life making money and the second half of my life giving it away to do the most good and the least harm.

You just need to go into matches with a clear plan in T20 cricket. If you go half-half, it's going to be really hard to come back.

There is a sound reason why one and a half billion dollars are spent for cosmetics in your country every year, and only half that sum for education: There are no naturally pretty girls in the United States.

It does hurt that your parents are not together and they are fighting. Looking back, I grew up a little quicker than I would have normally. I spent half the week with my mom and half with my dad.

Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Half effort does not produce half results, it produces no results.

I think at this point, there's a certain bizarre chemistry between Jamie [Hyneman] and I that we can't ignore a lot of the mechanics of, that we're quite aware of. Half of it is absolutely genuine, and half of it is us playing around with that fact.

Any thoughts of guilt, any feelings of regret, had faded. The desert had baked them out.

The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.

As half in shade and half in sun This world along its path advances, May that side the sun 's upon Be all that e'er shall meet thy glances!

Let us believe neither half of the good people tell us of ourselves, nor half the evil they say of others.

The Limeys want us in even with our hastily made plans and our half-trained and half-equipped troops.

It is dangerously destabilizing to have half the world on the cutting edge of technology while the other half struggles on the bare edge of survival.

O Woman, you are not merely the handiwork of God, but also of men; these are ever endowing you with beauty from their own hearts ... You are one-half woman and one-half dream.

Begin: To have commenced is half the deed. Half yet remains; Begin again on this and thou wilt finish all.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Only half of writing is saying what you mean. The other half is preventing people from reading what they expected you to mean.

Half the audience gets where I'm coming from and half the audience is like, "Wait a minute. What does that mean?"

These five-and-a-half seasons I was working with Ajax as the head coach, and four-and-a-half as the trainer of the academy, it cost me less energy than the eight months of Inter and Crystal Palace.

Caliban is one of the most difficult characters to play because there's not a lot of history there. It's sort of a half-animal, half-man, and there's not a lot of background.

Half the variations which are calculated in a tournament game turn out to be completely superfluous. Unfortunately, no one knows in advance which half

I'm half Jewish half WASP.

Half the people in Lucky Harbor were in love with him. The other half were men and didn't count. -Tara on Ford

I spent the first half of my career learning what to put into my work, and the second half learning what to leave out.

I'm half Greek, half Australian.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation

People are either glass-half-empty or glass-half-full. I always think hopefully.