Top 1200 Half-Baked Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Without a bottle to hold, I feel incomplete, the way Plato says we are each born only half a circle, and we spend out lives seeking out our other half. A drink is my beloved. Without it, I am wanting; I feel half finished.

By the way, the food in prison was disgusting. Like, baked beans every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Every man needs a blind eye and a deaf ear, so when people applaud, you'll only hear half of it, and when people salute, you'll only see part of it. Believe only half the praise and half the criticism.

A basket of freshly baked pastries like scones make breakfast easy for your host the next day.

I try to eat on the healthier side, but baked goods are hard to resist. I just love sweet things.

I've baked more cakes since I've been on 'Bake Off' than I have in my life.

I was born on a storm-swept rock and hate the soft growth of sun-baked lands where there is no frost in men's bones.

In the modern world, it may be that a living father can only be half a father to a boy - the dead father is the other vital half: the half that grows the boy up once and for all.

I've always believed that a good twist is one that, when it is presented to the audience, half of them say, 'I saw that coming.' And half of them are completely and totally shocked. Because if you don't have the half that saw it coming, then it wasn't fair: You never gave the audience a chance to guess it.

Loyalty is dead, the experts proclaim, and the statistics seem to bear them out. On average, U.S. corporations now lose half their customers in five years, half their employees in four, and half their investors in less than one. We seem to face a future in which the only business relationships will be opportunistic transactions between virtual strangers.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

If Nick Broomfield never found anyone with affection for Courtney Love, it's only because he conspicuously avoided the countless friends, colleagues and fans who appreciate her talent and admire her as a person. But then, why would Broomfield have opened up his film to those of us who work with Courtney and are close to her when there are so many bitter left - behinds and desperate attention - seekers eager to validate his attack on her character? Inquisitors in every age, scared of forceful women, have used all kinds of half - baked testimony to whip up chants of 'Burn the witch!'

I've got a gig," Jim said. I sat up in my bed, wide-awake. A gig was good- I needed the money. "Half." "Third." "Half." "Thirty-five percent." Jim's voice hardened. "Half." The phone went silent as my former Guild partner mulled it over. "Okay, forty." I hung up.(...) The phone rang. I let it ring twice before I picked it up. "Fine." Jim's voice had a hint of a snarl in it. "Half.

An epigram is a half-truth so stated as to irritate the person who believes the other half.

One half of me is a hopeless romantic. The other half is well... just realistic.

Memento mori - remember death! These are important words. If we kept in mind that we will soon inevitably die, our lives would be completely different. If a person knows that he will die in a half hour, he certainly will not bother doing trivial, stupid, or, especially, bad things during this half hour. Perhaps you have half a century before you die-what makes this any different from a half hour?

The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I’m a barbarian).

I was probably a little bit overweight as a child, being passionate about baked beans on toast and Cadbury's milk chocolate when I could get it.

You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.

Really great products, like @nest, have #design baked in from the beginning instead of slapped on at the end.

Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece of Christmas and Easter feasts.

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream.

There is a sort of human paste that when it comes near the fire of enthusiasm is only baked into harder shape.

I would bake for my grandma because she has never had anything I've baked.

When the moon is ninety degrees away from the sun it sees but half the earth illuminated (the western half). For the other (the eastern half) is enveloped in night. Hence the moon itself is illuminated less brightly from the earth, and as a result its secondary light appears fainter to us.

The surprise is half the battle. Many things are half the battle, losing is half the battle. Let's think about what's the whole battle.

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty.

Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?

I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked potato.

Every man should view himself as equally balanced: half good and half evil. Likewise, he should see the entire world as half good and half evil.... With a single good deed he will tip the scales for himself, and for the entire world, to the side of good.

I try to eat a lot of baked foods, fish, chicken, potatoes, stuff like that. Grab me a Muscle Milk. That helps.

If we reduce batch sizes by half, we also reduce by half the time it will take to process a batch. That means we reduce queue and wait by half as well. Reduce those by half, and we reduce by about half the total time parts spend in the plant. Reduce the time parts spend in the plant and our total lead time condenses. And with faster turn-around on orders, customers get their orders faster.

Half the world wants to be like Thoreau worrying about the noise of traffic on the way up to Boston; the other half use up their lives being part of that noise. I like the second half.

The human race cannot forever exist half-exploiters and half-exploited.

The great law of denial belongs to the powerful forces of life, whether the case be one of coolish baked beans, or an unrequited affection.

For baked goods where lightness is a prized attribute - almost all cakes, some cookies - it's important to start with room-temperature butter.

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.

Just because I don't want to stand on stage with Richard Spencer or Baked Alaska doesn't make me any less conservative.

If anyone knows me, I feel like I'm half-media, half-player as it is.

He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed.

I believe this Government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free.

The good news is, the cake is baked. Barack Obama will not be reelected president.

I make a vegan baked ziti. And even though that doesn't sound enjoyable, it really is.

Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.

One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline - and that's the important half, for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do with luck.

No self-respecting Southerner will eat something baked, broiled, grilled, stewed, poached, sauteed, or flambeed when it can be deep fried.

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.

In my darkest moments, I have not eaten an entire pie, but I have turned to other baked goods to find solace.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.

You have a wide array of people that are watching something, and you cannot please everyone at the same time. Half the people will love it; half the people will hate it. Half the people won't see it.

You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope...I have loved none but you.

I indulge in Jell-O, pastries and my husband's home-baked chocolate-chip cookies.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

One half the world must sweat and groan that the other half may dream.

I didn't know adults could be changed. I thought they were finished pieces, baked through and kiln dried.

I grew up half in South Central and half in the San Fernando valley.