Top 1200 Half-Baked Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
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Last updated on November 15, 2024.
Gentlemen, I have a confession to make. Half of what we have taught you is in error, and furthermore we cannot tell you which half it is
We are all of us, in this world, more or less like St. January, whom the inhabitants of Naples worship one day, and pelt with baked apples the next.
A thankful heart is never half-full or half-empty, but always overflowing with love.
If there are fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies on the table, I won't say no to those. Soy sauce is another one, even though it's awful - it's so high in sodium.
I always try to make healthy baked goods, like an oatmeal cookie that literally has only oats, nuts, bananas and apple sauce in it.
My mother is half Malayali and half Tamilian. I can speak Bengali and Tamil, but can't read or write.
Half of San Antonio's population is of Mexican descent; the other half just eats that way.
Bristol Rovers were 4-0 up at half time, with four goals in the first half.
The violinist is that peculiarly human phenomenon distilled to a rare potency - half tiger, half poet.
I'm half-Chinese and half-Caucasian. My grandparents came here from China. My father was born in New Jersey.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.
I could easily have spent one half of my life in a psychiatric hospital, and the other half in the Priory.
Stories now, to suit a public taste, must be half epigram, half pleasant vice.
I'm a glass-half-full kind of guy, not half-empty.
Some people use half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
For most singers the first half of the career involves extending one's repertoire, the second half trimming it.
Don't complain to others about your troubles. Half of them don't care and the other half are glad.
A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.
This living stuff is a lot. Too much, and not enough. Half empty, and half full.
If you believe in the Lord, He will do half the work - but the last half. He helps those who help themselves.
Left to himself, man is half beast and half devil.
I'm the little half-black, half-Jewish girl who was odd and awkward. I try to be myself.
I'm a typical mutt American. I have an Italian last name. Half-Mexican, half-Jewish.
If it were not for a goodly supply of rumors, half true and half false, what would the gossips do?
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.
Was not Abraham Lincoln an extremist? - "This nation cannot survive half slave and half free."
A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else.
Half the joys and half the sorrows of this world are discovered in bed.
You can spend the entire second half of your life recovering from the mistakes of the first half.
I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and religious holidays.
We educate one another; and we cannot do this if half of us consider the other half not good enough to talk to.
My daughters have become little judges. If I do produce a baked item, they tut at the soggy bottom and advise me to try harder next time.
Every time I baked cookies for people as a kid, it made me so happy. But when I was in culinary school and working in fine-dining restaurants, that was not a thing.
Man has always been half-monster, half-dreamer.
I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, but I can never find out which half.
Did not one spend the first half of one's days in dreams of happiness and the second half in regrets and terrors?
Man has here two and a half minutes-one to smile, one to sigh, and a half to love: for in the midst of this minute he dies.
I come from a multicultural family. My wife's Thai. My children are half-Asian, half-Scottish; we're all immigrants.
Campaigns are crazy things. They're half startup, half enterprise.
The hint half guessed, the gift half understood, is Incarnation.
Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half.
The church is only a secular institution in which the half-educated speak to the half-converted.
I like playing with a popular cliché and making it my own by half-embracing it, half-disemboweling it.
People always seemed to know half of history, and to get it confused with the other half.
In spacetime, all events are baked together: a four-dimensional continuum. Past and future are no more privileged than left and right or up and down.
I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!
Which other actor has appeared in one-half of a dance show as a girl and in the second-half as a man?
Everything within a half-a-minute or a half-an-inch is gold, silver, bronze or nothing.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
The violinist is that peculiarly human phenomenon distilled to a rare potency---half tiger,half poet.
It's love,' they say. You touch the right one and a whole half of the universe wakes up, a new half.
We launched it in the London branch - phenomenal sausages, incredible eggs, homemade baked beans, black pudding - and it's something I wanted to bring to Dubai.
In a country like Mexico, you can't forget about poverty - about how half of the population lives in poverty, and how half of that half live in extreme poverty.
Most men spend the first half of their lives making the second half miserable.
Of darkness visible so much be lent, as half to show, half veil, the deep intent.
. . . I believe one half of the world is born for the convenience of the other half . . .
High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
Everything about the behaviour of American society reveals that it's half Judaized, and the other half negrified.
