Top 1200 Half-Baked Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
Explore popular Half-Baked quotes.
Last updated on November 15, 2024.
I'm half Jewish, half Christian. I'm a Jew for Jesus.
Believe only half of the praise and half of the criticism.
It's funny: half my films were flops, half did well. It would be terrible if I'd had only success.
The planet is always half light and half dark, and so are we.
London is a labyrinth, half of stone and half of flesh.
My mother thought of my father as half barbarian and half blunt instrument, and she isolated him from his children.
Half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under indictment.
Speech belongs half to the speaker, half to the listener. The latter must prepare to receive it according to the motion it takes.
I like crunchy things like Baked Lays.
My specialty was baked potatoes with cheese melted over broccoli. I was also very good at melting cheese on bread.
An apt aphorism half kills, half immortalizes.
When you have a half slice of chocolate pie, it's as if you owe yourself the other half - what's known in medical circles as a 'caloric deficit.'
My guitar is half my life and my wife is the other half.
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.
I was convinced you were not able to tell a consumer you can have a healthy fried chip or a good-tasting baked chip.
I was half Catskills comedian, half 1800s matron.
When there is very little else left to believe in, one can still believe in an honest loaf of fragrant, home-baked bread.
I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola.
Education is not a discipline at all. Half vocational, half emptiness dressed up in garments borrowed from philosophy, psychology, literature.
A speech belongs half to the speaker and half to the listener.
If you believe, as I do, that merit is equally distributed between the sexes, then any result that isn't around half and half should be troubling.
My mother was born on February 8, 1944, in Lucknow, India. Her father, Albert, was half-Indian and half-Portuguese.
Christmas traditions are important in my family. Being half English and half Polish-Lithuanian, we have two separate celebrations.
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
To me, the glass is half-empty some days and half-full on others. Sometimes it's bone-dry. Or overflowing.
I am half Bengali and half Irish by birth.
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer.
At least half of my life's many mistakes can be safely put down to impetuosity: the other half derive from inertia.
Am I right in saying that the locust of this problem is simply that judges in America are half political animals and half oracular demigods?
One half of my life has put the other half in the grave.
Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
I think at one point I had 50 or 60 tattoos, but then they all morphed to become a half sleeve and then a full sleeve and then a sleeve with half my hand and then half my back. So I have so many now where I feel like I can get away with saying, 'I have three tattoos.'
I am not one for half measures or half-hearted efforts.
You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do.
A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.
Fate is shaped half by expectation, half by inattention.
Knowing is half the battle. Explaining it is the other half.
The misdeeds of ordinary men can be buried with them, and their lives described in half-truths that are really half-lies. But not a public man. Particularly not this one.
Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.
I'm definitely a glass-is-always-half-full, not half-empty, kind of person. Which is why I love living in America.
I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.
It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man's life is made up of nothing, but the habits he has accumulated during the first half.
Our political problem now is, "Can we as a nation continue together permanently - forever - half slave and half free?"
One solution might be to impose the duty on admissions officers to arbitrarily admit only half women and half men.
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
Desire is half of life, indifference is half of death.
Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of growth and social development.
Slavery is but half abolished, emancipation is but half completed, while millions of freeman with votes in their hands are left without education.
I have a dialect myself; it's more pronounced, because I have studied theatre and been in England. It's half-British, half-Indian.
It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home.
Half of life is up - the other half is dealing with it.
Night is the other half of life, and the better half.
I'm like half Brazilian and half American now.
I'm half Puerto Rican and half Jewish and so, in some ways, living in many worlds at once is where I feel most at home.
I'm sort of half-Chilean at this point anyway, half-Argentine. This is where I have been living and working for a long time now.
The fact that I went from making a minute-and-a-half video in my bedroom to doing an hour-and-a-half live show is just crazy.
For the young Gaels of Ireland
Are the lads that drive me mad,
For half their words need footnotes
And half their rhymes are bad.
You're a Demigod Percy, half god and half mortal!
If you are ready for the secret, you already possess one half of it,therefore, you will readily recognize the other half the moment it reaches your mind.
