Top 154 Hamburger Quotes & Sayings

What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?

No poem ever bought a hamburger, or not too many.

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.

It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner.

It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.

I put the hamburger on the assembly line.

As a writer, you have to be near people and hear stuff. I'm a hamburger and cheese kind of fellow; I'm not Henry David Thoreau.

What?" I ask. "I'm developing a theory." "And it is?" She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish.

I love hamburgers, but if you give me a hamburger for every meal, I'm gonna tire of it.

Writing is not a McDonald's Hamburger.

If you do not like Real Estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it.

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.

A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

After a long day at the beach, a hamburger and fries usually does the trick.

I am a child of America. If ever I'm sent to Death Row for my revolutionary 'crimes,' I'll order as my last meal: a hamburger, french fries, and a coke.

One way I deal with stress is when I feel a certain way, I just do it. It's like, I want a hamburger, so I'm just going to eat a hamburger. I don't want to answer your phone call right now - I'm not going to answer your phone call. Just be able to say, 'This is how I feel. This is the way it is, deal with it.'

Intellectually, human beings and animals may be different, but it's pretty obvious that animals have a rich emotional life and that they feel joy and pain. It's easy to forget the connection between a hamburger and the cow it came from. But I forced myself to acknowledge the fact that every time I ate a hamburger, a cow had ceased to breathe

Different reactions while film test screening doesn't mean even the audience thinks ambiguity is a bad thing. But if you're asking them right away to start checking things off, they don't know what to do. I think at their best, it applies to when the audience knows what it is. Then, when they say, "Oh, well, I thought it was too boring in blah-blah-blah part," then you better pay attention to it. It's like going for the hamburger. Better be the good hamburger I went for.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

The way we subsidize food makes it cheaper to go to McDonald's and get a hamburger than a salad, and that's insane. It's pure government policy.

Short ribs in the middle of a hamburger? That was pretty groundbreaking.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

We've all had that moment where the agent thought he hit hold. You hear it's like Hamburger Hill in the background.

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature.

What good does it do to sit at the counter when you cannot afford a hamburger?

Most people don't know I have a weird pregame meal. I'm picky, so all I eat are grapes and a hamburger with nothing on it. I get the meat, the bun - that's it.

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

In tantra, samsara is viewed as the same thing as nirvana. Eating a hamburger is meditation.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

We're crazy about this city. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco.

When I was growing up, I never really ate vegetables. I was just a hot dog, hamburger, French fry person like most kids.

I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet.

Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?

'I'd like a hamburger and a coke, please.' 'Sir, we don't serve negroes here.' 'Ma'am, I don't eat negroes. I'd like a hamburger and a coke.'

Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life.

I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger.

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

The ingredients of a hamburger seldom vary. It's a percentage of fat to lean meat, add salt and prepare and that's it. It shouldn't need a recipe.

A Hamburger is warm and fragrant and juicy. A hamburger is soft and nonthreatening. It personifies the Great Mother herself who has nourished us from the beginning. A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes. A hamburger is companionable and faintly erotic. The nipple of the Goddess, the bountiful belly-ball of Eve. You are what you think you eat.

A homemade hamburger can be a real treat.

If I want a hamburger, I'm going to have one. No 21-year-old should be worrying about whether she fits a sample size.

Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger.

Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.