Top 1200 Happy Birthday Quotes & Sayings

We Americans commercialize everything. Look at what we did to Christmas. Christmas is Jesus' birthday. Now, I don't know Jesus, but from what I read he was the least materialistic person who ever walked the earth. No bling on Jesus. He kept a low profile and we turned his birthday into the most commercial day of the year. In fact we have a whole Jesus birthday season. And then at the end of it, we have the nerve to have an economist come on TV and say what a horrible Jesus birthday season we had.

Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt

Whatever you wish for yourself today I'm wishing it doubled - in the nicest way! Have a Happy, Happy Birthday

My son told me to stop singing 'Happy Birthday' when he was 4.

I was honoured when they asked me to appear at the president's birthday rally in Madison Square Garden. There was like a hush over the whole place when I came on to sing 'Happy Birthday,' like if I had been wearing a slip, I would have thought it was showing or something. I thought, 'Oh, my gosh, what if no sound comes out!'

If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!

You, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you.

May today be a happy memory, tomorrow a bright new promise. Happy Birthday

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.

Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically.

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.

And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?

When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it.

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday!

I'll tell you a little fun fact about the film, though. Me, the little boy playing Chip, Emma Thompson, and Emma Watson, all have the same birthday. We were all in on the same day and they all sang us "Happy Birthday." That will never happen in my life again: Four of us having the same birthday on the same film, and we're all in on the same day. It was an extraordinary thing.

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday.

Love, light & blessings be On this day I wish to say 'Health & Happiness to come your way' Happy Birthday

As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!

I was never the kind to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I used to be when they'd make me cut a cake on the sets, and the unit would sing 'Happy Birthday.'

It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! “Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!

I can't make eye contact when people sing 'Happy Birthday' to me.

John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him a happy birthday. He is going to be 80 on Monday and I want to give him the best birthday present ever, the gift of retirement.

You were the best birthday present I ever got." "Thank you." "I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to warn you that it's not half as good as my present. Even so, you have to keep it." "All right." He draped the pink bow around his neck and grinned. "Happy birthday, Rosebud.

There's definitely something special about a working birthday, it's the perfect way to bring in the new birthday year!

I turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for 'Sheer Genius,' so it wasn't a hideous birthday because I had everyone on the cast and crew sing 'Happy Birthday' to me, and I won $10,000 for being the fan favorite. It was really liberating to turn 40 and realize that I felt very comfortable with myself and knew who I was.

I'm one of those people who had Christmas and my birthday always combined, and generally, my birthday was pretty much ignored. But my parents are always good about making some kind of special effort to make me feel like I also have a birthday that exists.

I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray for the Church of God for a strong bond of love. Pray for your nation and the whole world. As you rededicate yourself to the acts of giving for the rest of your life, God bless you. Happy Birthday!

I'm the type who minds my own business and am not keen on giving interviews on my mom's birthday, or my dog's birthday.

Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today.

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate.

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings.

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!

My birthday is always around Thanksgiving, and I always had to have turkey on my birthday. My mom was always, 'Let's celebrate your birthday on Thanksgiving.' My other siblings got to have special dinners they liked. I resented turkey. For a long time, I hated turkey. I've kind of gotten over it.

I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day.

I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year

Why is it that, next to the birthday of the Savior of the world, your most joyous and most venerated festival returns on this day (the 4th of July)? Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Savior?.

Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you

Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you.

In Shanghai, I saw great contrasts. On one street there would be impressive shops selling copies of the latest word in glamorous European fashion, and around the corner on a back street there were poor families crammed into one room with a naked light bulb. One evening I heard a Chinese family singing "Happy Birthday." It was weird. You would have thought that they'd have their own happy birthday song. Every dominant society in the world - whether it's French or British or American - imposes its culture on less developed societies.

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

It's Mother's Day, so a big 'Happy Birthday' to all you mothers out there!

Happy Birthday!' I yelled, 'Now, shut up!

This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she

A Dad gives hope When life is low A Dad's a place Where you can go A Dad is honest A Dad is true A Dad is precious My DAD is You Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday to YOU Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday Happy Birthday to YOU

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

Is it not that, in the chain of human events, the birthday of the nation is indissolubly linked with the birthday of the Saviour?

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.