Top 1200 Happy Monday Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

I was happy to be drafted. I was happy to be playing professional baseball. And I was happy to be in the big leagues.

Happy, happy, happy for all that God hath done, Glad of all the little leaves dancing in the sun.

For me, the pinnacle of everything was to be on 'Monday Night Raw.'

I have now reached the happy age of 23. No, happy is not quite the right word. At this particular moment I am certainly not happy.

Even the best weeks start with monday

Work in a way that you look forward to Monday mornings

Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.

How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday?

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out.

In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle.

Monday to Fridays I'm practically an athlete every hour of the day.

So often, we blame other people when, really, the problem is right down in here. I'm not happy. I don't know what's wrong. If I just had another job, I could be happy. If I just get married, I would be happy. Well if I just wasn't married, I would be happy. Well, if I just had some kids, I'll be happy. I'll be happy when these kids finally grow up and get out of here. If I had a bigger house, I would be happy. Well, I got a big house. Now if I just had a maid to clean, I'd be happy. Well, now if I just had a maid I could get along with better, I'd be happy.

I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.

I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.

The Hamptons are filled with people who are winners Monday through Friday.

Monday night, there ain't a better time to showcase your talent.

I hate Sunday, I can't wait for Monday so I can go back to work again.

Success for me is to feel happy - 80 percent of the time. That's been my goal in life. I think that comes from my father. He's a very optimistic, happy person. I'm not quite sure if I'll ever feel this, but I want to know how to be happy. I'm happy when I'm at work. I'm happy when I'm with my family or my dog. But there's always that feeling of, I'm not satisfied. I have that thing in my stomach where I just need to keep striving for things. In my mind, I want the fairy tale.

I graduated on a Friday. By Monday, I was doing Shakespeare in the Park.

What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That's me.

I try to be happy, but I'm never happy. I don't believe in happiness. I was happy yesterday, but today and tomorrow is a different story.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.

There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

The ultimate goal of all goals is to be happy. If you want to be happy make someone else happy.

You want to be happy; of course, that isn't how you get to be happy; because if you want to be happy, you are going to be sitting around being unhappy because you're not happy.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

There are a great many people in our society who are happy, but since they don't know they're happy, they're not happy.

Don't think you're going to be happy when you get something. You have to be happy on your way to happy.

Interlude with sunshine. Hello monday mein lazy freund.

People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.

I love to be happy. I think you are happy if you make somebody else happy around you.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning!

You don't have to take drugs to be happy. You don't have to drink to be happy. You don't have to have people around you who love you to be happy. You don't need anything except the clarity of your own mind.

Happy, happy, happy pair! None but the brave deserves the fair.

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.

My only job is to be happy. So for everybody that cares about me and is not trying to be all up in a celebrity's business, just know that I'm happy. My son is happy. We enjoy our lives.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

People sort of went crazy when 'BTWAM' came out. I'm happy a bunch of people read it. I'm happy it touched so many people. I'm less happy that it became an object for certain folks or was discussed that way. I'm less happy that journalists started scrolling through my kid's Instagram account.

Every Monday morning is new hope.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

It is impossible for a man to be made happy by putting him in a happy place, unless he be first in a happy state.

I'm a huge WWE fan, 'Monday Night RAW' especially.

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.

I can at once become happy anywhere, for he is happy who has found himself a happy lot. In a word, happiness lies all in the functions of reason, in warrantable desires and virtuous practice.

You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.

One of the ways to be happy, to be truly happy, is to contribute to a cause that is greater than yourself. And, through Harvard-based research, we can see that happy people live longer.

I've had so many cool moments on 'Monday Night Raw.'

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Just be happy, and if you can't be happy, do things that make you happy. Or do nothing with the people that make you happy.

But my friends are happy for me. The people who know me are happy. My mom is happy. My family is happy.

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

Look, I'm going to find a way to be happy, and I'd really love to be happy with you, but if I can't be happy with you, then I'll find a way to be happy without you.

Happy! Who is happy? Was there not a serpent in Paradise itself? And if Eve had been perfectly happy beforehand, would she have listened to the tempter?

If you're a victim, you're not happy. You can't be happy. It's impossible to be happy. It's even difficult to be content.