Top 145 Hay Quotes & Sayings

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Sometimes I think that if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn. Not that I wouldn't love to have a final roll in the hay - I am a man yet, and something never die - but the thought of those sweet kernels bursting between my teeth sure sets my mouth to watering. It's fantasy, I know that. Neither will happen. I just like to weight the options, as though I were standing in front of Solomon: a final roll in the hay or an ear of corn. What a wonderful dilemma. Sometimes I substitute an apple for the corn.

Make hay while the sun is still shining.

Put the hay down where the sheep can reach it.

Good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.

The same rain that drowns the rat will grow the hay.

It were good to know how much hay an acre of every sort will bear; how many cattle the same weight of each sort of hay will feed and fatten; what quantity of grain and other commodities the same acre will bear in one, three or seven years; unto what use each soil is proper; all which particulars I call intrinsic value, for there is also another value merely accidental or extrinsic.

I used to roof hay barns for my father. It's dangerous work. Writing is much better.

If I'm honest, the thing I am proudest of is my varieties of wild flowers in the hay meadow.

I don't do farm animals. Can't stand hay in your leathers? Or wool in my teeth.

I was 12 when I ordered my first guitar out of the worn and discolored pages of the Sears and Roebuck catalog. The story that I bought it on the installment plan is untrue, the invention of a Hollywood press agent. Local color. I paid cash, $8, money I had saved as a hired hand on my uncle Calvin's farm, baling and stacking hay. Prairie hay, used as feed for the cattle in winter. It was mean work for a wiry boy, but ambition made me strong.

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales.

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death.

I have sensitive skin, allergies to animals and hay fever, although acupuncture seems to help.

Hay que ser absolutamente Moderno

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

Work and pray, live on hay, youll get pie in the sky when you die.

How unjust then to meet that person you love, and be kept away from them only because ones bed is made of hay , and the other, feathers.

When the sun shineth, make hay.

I didn't think of rap with that type of south feel and that look and the hay and all that.

People are amazed because I don't get much with the colds. Sometimes in the spring or in the fall, I'll get a little hay fever.

If you take a bale of hay and tie it to the tail of a mule and then strike a match and set the bale of hay on fire, and if you then compare the energy expended shortly thereafter by the mule with the energy expended by yourself in the striking of the match, you will understand the concept of amplification.

Farm country -- you know, hay, horses, cattle. It's the ideal situation for me. I like the physical endeavors that go with the farm -- cutting hay, cleaning out stalls, or building a barn. You go do that and then come back to the writing.

(from John Hay's diary) “The President never appeared to better advantage in the world,” Hay proudly noted in his diary. “Though He knows how immense is the danger to himself from the unreasoning anger of that committee, he never cringed to them for an instant. He stood where he thought he was right and crushed them with his candid logic.

Shall we go dance the hay, the hay? Never pipe could ever play Better shepherd's roundelay.

I have learned how to plant coastal hay, fertilize and bale it.

Let's make hay while it lasts.

The thicker the hay; the easier mowed.

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

He has hay upon his horn. [He is a mischievous person.]

Hay smells different to lovers and horses.

Dobbin at manger pulls his hay: Gone is another summer's day.

Let us make hay while the sun shines.

I'd better make hay while the sun shines.

I was born and raised on a farm, where boys had chores and girls did not, i.e., drive tractors, bale hay, take care of cattle.

If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die.

Jolly boating weather, And a hay harvest breeze, Blade on the feather, Shade off the trees.

My husband says he wants to have the best hay field in Britain. I can't wait.

Wanderer, your footsteps are the road, and nothing more; wanderer, there is no road, the road is made by walking. By walking one makes the road, and upon glancing behind one sees the path that never will be trod again. Wanderer, there is no road-- Only wakes upon the sea. Caminante, son tus huellas el camino, y nada más; caminante, no hay camino, se hace camino al andar. Al andar se hace camino, y al volver la vista atrás se ve la senda que nunca se ha de volver a pisar. Caminante, no hay camino, sino estelas en la mar.

I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.

The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest of all is John Bull!

The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple. A good example of a simple technology with profound historical consequences is hay. ... It was hay that allowed populations to grow and civilizations to flourish among the forests of Northern Europe. Hay moved the greatness of Rome to Paris and London, and later to Berlin and Moscow and New York.

The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple. A good example of a simple technology with profound historical consequences is hay. Nobody knows who invented hay, the idea of cutting grass in the autumn and storing it in large enough quantities to keep horses and cows alive through the winter. All we know is that the technology of hay was unknown to the Roman Empire but was known to every village of medieval Europe. Like many other crucially important technologies, hay emerged anonymously during the so-called Dark Ages.

You're wondering what a bale of hay has to do with success. Well, there's a trick to loading hay. You have to use your knee. What you do is, you put your right knee behind it and half kick it up in the air. That way you get some lift on it. ... My point is, there are certain ways to make a hard job easier.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Ive done Hay Fever and this one was called Another Time by Ronald Harwood.

I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay.

When the sunne shineth, make hay.

I don't see myself as beautiful. I was a kid who was freckle-faced, and they used to call me 'hay head.'

A lot of people make hay about 'American Idol's ratings and 'Empire.'

Hay fever suffers tend to be above average in intelligence.

hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot

The Universal Soul, as it is called, has an interest in the stacking of hay, the foddering of cattle, and the draining of peat-meadows.

I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed, with dry berries mixed in it, thrown together gaily and freely, bounces along atop some truck-and more, if there are some lovely and healthy lasses atop the hay-and better yet if the branches catch at the hay, and some of it tumbles to the road.

While we lie tumbling in the hay.

When the sun is shining, make hay, because it would be sunset on my career at some point, and when it is, I want to be exhausted.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

My men like satyrs grazing on the lawns, / Shall with their goat-feet dance an antic hay.