Top 212 Headache Quotes & Sayings

I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.

It's a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You're never satisfied.

I have a terrific headache.

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

I saw 'Spacehunter 3-D.' It gave me a headache.

I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

Marijuana is like sex: If I don't do it every day I get a headache.

Then I glanced at the ring on my finger. The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from? I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did once—and you all went away. So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light. You aren’t really there at all. There isn’t anybody but me—Jane—here alone in the dark. I miss you dreadfully!

The more positions I can play, it gives the manager a nice headache, and it can be helpful for him.

Taking legal action against pirates is a headache for artists like me.

The atmosphere is great for people - it allows us to survive - but it's a real headache for astronomers.

Come home with me, Acheron. I’ll make it well worth your while. (Artemis) I have a headache. (Acheron) You’ve had a headache for two hundred years! (Artemis) And you’ve had PMS for eleven thousand. (Acheron)

Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.

I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it.

Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?

Marketing is a major headache for farmers.

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

I like hitting people. The best feeling is when you hit so hard, pow! You get a jarring headache.

Popularity can be a real headache.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

There is a trouble called Twitter, the finest lies are here. Nowadays, social media is actually the headache of societies.

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!

My daughter is a real migraine sufferer; the minute she has a handful of Haribo sweets, she gets a headache. There's a connection between what the liver can't break down with what goes on to trigger a headache. You just have to be aware.

My life is singing. I don't plan on retiring. I plan to die on a stage. I can have a headache but when it's time to sing and I step on that stage there is no more headache.

That I be not as those are who spend the day in complaining of headache and the night in drinking the wine which gives the headache!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

My wife gives good headache.

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Big studio comedies are such a headache.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.

? Why does toothpaste give me headache?

Any time I had my hair in a ponytail, it would give me a headache by the end of the day.

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.

You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.

Well' Francie decided, 'I guess the thing that is giving me this headache is life - and nothing else but'.

Every time you engage in a political debate, there is a guaranteed headache from the comment section, from the reaction from everything.

His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.

When I first started playing football, a headache was called a 'headache.' And now it's called 'a concussion.'

When I'm singing at the piano and I'm having a really nice fun day singing, if I have a headache, the headache will immediately dissipate just the notes going through my head.

My daughter is a real migraine sufferer; the minute she has a handful of Haribo sweets, she gets a headache. Theres a connection between what the liver cant break down with what goes on to trigger a headache. You just have to be aware.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

That's a headache waiting to happen.

I think I'm incredibly stoic. If I have a bad headache, it takes a while before I reach for a tablet.

If I have a fizzy drink and an ice cream, I get a sore tummy and a headache.

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache.

Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.

Sometimes, I wonder where my place in this town called 'Hollywood' is - and that can give you a really dull headache.

I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.

Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.

It's a headache, chasing a guy around. I'd rather play against a quarterback that sits still.

Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache.