Top 192 Hermit Crabs Quotes & Sayings

I wouldn't say I'm a social hermit, but pretty close to that.

If I wasn't in the theater, I would be a hermit.

My favorite food in the world is hard shell crabs from Maryland.

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.

I'm sort of a hermit.

My grandfather used to say 'Eat the biggest crabs first, that way you're always eating the biggest crabs.' In making a TV show, that means if you have a big funny or smart idea for an episode or a scene or a joke, go for it. Don't save it for another season or another episode, because you may not have the right time again. It's good advice for television, but truly stellar advice for eating crabs.

I'm a hermit, people rarely see me.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.

When a hot woman meets a hermit one of them is going to change.

Worlds can be found by a child and an adult bending down and looking together under the grass stems or at the skittering crabs in a tidal pool.

Michelle [ Pfeiffer] was perfect as Miss Baltimore Crabs.

The thoughtful man becomes a hermit in the thoroughfares of the marketplace.

Hush! With sudden gush As from a fountain sings in yonder bush The Hermit Thrush.

New England oysters are better than Chesapeake. But Chesapeake blue crabs are unbeatable.

Like those crabs which dress themselves with seaweed, we wear belief and custom.

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.

This world is so full of hypocrisy, the only way you can be honest is to be a hermit.

I was so shy at school that I hardly ever talked, so everybody thought I was kind of a hermit.

Writing on the wall: Will trade three blind crabs for two with no teeth.

[On sociability in Italy:] You may be a hermit or an innkeeper.

It's always weird when I meet people who don't know how to crack crabs open and eat them the right way. I take a lot of pride in my crab-eating ability.

Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.

A fine line separates the weary recluse from the fearful hermit. Finer still is the line between hermit and bitter misanthrope.

So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.

I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things.

When the devil grows old he turns hermit.

We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

The weirdest place I ever actually woke up in was a villa on the beach in Mexico. It was burning hot, and there were all these crabs walking around me. But I was feeling good, so I went with the vibe.

I love to be a hermit.

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

You cannot succeed by yourself. It's hard to find a rich hermit.

I'm truly 95 percent a hermit.

Without a doubt, one of my favorite American ingredients is blue crabs, a true delicacy! And a great value, I think.

Of a young hermit, an old devil. [Fr., De jeune hermite, vieil diable.]

To be real with you, I have no problem with being a hermit, man.

You’re a sad little hermit, and it creeps me out.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

The mind is not a hermit's cell, but a place of hospitality and intercourse.

Every walk is a sort of crusade, preached by some Peter the Hermit in us.

He who owns a wood of proper land in this country, and, in the face of all the personal riches of the day, only raises crabs and choke pears, deserves to lose the respect of all sensible men.

I'm so disconnected from an indie-rock community that I am the hermit people used to guess I was.

I call everything Steve. Since I was little, I'd go on, like, holiday and call hermit crabs Steve. And I still do. I'll name a snail Steve. Everything is called Steve in my world. My car is also called Steve.

Healthy populations of predatory crabs and fish protect the carbon in salt marshes, as they prevent herbivorous crabs and snails wiping out the plants that hold the marshes together.

I enjoy living like a hermit, but I cannot live like a hermit.

Good is no hermit. It has ever neighbors.

I don't socialize. I'm kind of a hermit. The life of an actor can be very lonely.

I like to go into a little shell and be a hermit and make music for a while.

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

The best way to eat crabs, as everyone knows, is off newspaper at a large table with a large number of people.

HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket

I've always been kind of a hermit.

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.

I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs.

I'm quite a hermit.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.