Top 581 Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.

The moment you think you're not funny, the next funny thing you think of is just around the corner. So you have to appreciate the natural breathing patterns, the ups and downs. There are moments you're going to be hilarious and moments where you're going to be not so hilarious. That's just the way it works.

Mindy Kaling is so smart and hilarious.

Hiking in drag is hilarious!

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are the easiest and the funniest because you're like 'come onnnn.'

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

Snoop Dogg is hilarious. T.I. is really funny. Who else? 50 Cent is hilarious. Jay-Z is funny. I've met him, but he's funny in interviews. He was funny when I saw him, too. Ludacris is funny. Everybody is. Rappers are funny, a lot of them.

I worked with Adam Pally and he's hilarious and the king of improv!

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

I think Kanye West is a hilarious writer.

My ultimate is Peter Sellers - his ability to go broad and somehow humanize that and be hilarious at the same time. He was just relatable, real at the same time as insane. I find Ricky Gervais absolutely hilarious. Steve Martin is another hero of mine - he's a genius.

I'm the bad guy in WWE, which I find hilarious.

I've never thrown a javelin. What kind of sport is that? It's hilarious.

I love French and English bulldogs. They're hilarious and adorable.

I'm actually hilarious.

One person I haven't worked with yet, who I find hilarious, is Chad Coleman.

I watch Jimmy Fallon all the time. I think he's hilarious.

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious.

Sometimes Joyce is hilarious. I read Finnegans Wake after graduate school and I had the great good fortune of reading it without any help. I don't know if I read it right, but it was hilarious! I laughed constantly! I didn't know what was going on for whole blocks but it didn't matter because I wasn't going to be graded on it. I think the reason why everyone still has so much fun with Shakespeare is because he didn't have any literary critic. He was just doing it; and there were no reviews except for people throwing stuff on stage. He could just do it.

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a real artist, and I also think he's got an amazing sense of humor.

[Ryan Reynolds] is my favorite [ on Top Gear] - I think he's the most hilarious actor who just has not been able to catch a break in terms of being known as the most hilarious actor.

Trump is Trump. Some people find him hilarious. I don't find it hilarious, but you can't say it's dull. There's nothing credible about Donald Trump.

Dolly Parton is hilarious. Loretta Lynn is hilarious.

I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.

Koreans are hilarious.

Don't worry, I'm hilarious.

Robin Williams, another person I didn't know. He is genuinely hilarious.

My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

Life is as horrifyingly frightening as it is hilarious.

I haven't changed - the public has. I'm an insider now, which is hilarious.

Solitude is rich but seldom hilarious.

As a drummer, I'm rhythmically so disabled that it's hilarious.

Every script I've read for 'Black Jesus' has been hilarious.

What I really want to do is to write a hilarious farce.

When you look up 'hilarious' in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.

I've had a lot of hilarious things happen to me.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

I've seen a bunch of the 'Portlandia' episodes, and they're pretty hilarious.

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.

In my personal life, I'm hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester.

I think it's hilarious at 40 years old to bring out my roller skates from 'Starlight Express.' I find the humor and even the sadness in it hilarious and something to celebrate.

I was influenced by a lot of comedy growing up, I had good parents. They were funny, too. My mom was hilarious; my dad was hilarious. I guess being at home around the environment was just a good stage to get started.

I think everyone really wants to just be happy and live the life that they want to live. But they come up against all of these obstacles and sometimes the way that react we react to that can be very hilarious. To me. It's hilarious and laughable.

The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious.

If you walk into my wardrobe, it's kind of hilarious. It's a sea of black.

There's a lot of cat videos. Cats are just hilarious.

Women are hilarious.

It's hilarious to see guys wearing a headband with 'I'm a Hugger' on it.

The Wodehouse language is so rich and detailed and hilarious.

I think Carrot Top is hilarious.

Goat screaming videos are hilarious.

Dublin is really fun, and Irish people are hilarious.

Zach Galifianakis is hilarious. I worked with him on a pilot before; he's hilarious and such a nice person.

The principal hindrance to the advancement of the kingdom of God is greed. It is the chief obstacle to heaven-sent revival. It seems that when the back of greed is broken, the human spirit soars into regions of unselfishness. I believe that it is safe to say there can be no continuous revival without 'hilarious' giving. And I fear no contradiction: wherever there is 'hilarious' giving there will soon be revival!

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

Little Mix are hilarious.

'Harvey' continues to be both a charming and hilarious play.