Top 1200 Hilarious Short Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

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Last updated on December 22, 2024.
Yes, the world is short of perfect.
In short, Luck's always to blame.
Life is too short to be little. — © Benjamin Disraeli
Life is too short to be little.
I am all for the short and merry life.
Love requited is a short circuit.
Life is too short to be serious
Short on money, long on hope
White Americans have a short memory.
Short prayer pierceth heaven.
Life is short, the art long.
Happiness is health and a short memory!
Life is short, and you have to have fun with it, you know?
Life is short and progress is slow. — © Gabriel Lippmann
Life is short and progress is slow.
Life is too short for chess.
Life is short, I have no time for drama.
Life is too short to be wondering, 'What if?'
I was short with my fastball and breaking ball.
I made short films in school.
Life is too short not to experiment.
The trouble with records is that they're too short.
The art is long, life is short
No putt is too short to be despised.
Love is short, but forgetting is long.
Time is long but life is short.
Life is too short to be small.
Cease, cows, life is short.
Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
Originality is for people with short memories
NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
Life is short. Eternity is long.
I won't hesitate to detonate, I'm short fused.
Life is short (You need Python)
Short boughs, long vintage.
How short life is for fools.
The ecstasy is so short but the forgetting is so long.
Life is short and the art long.
Life is short, death is forever — © Chuck Palahniuk
Life is short, death is forever
My attention span is very short.
In short, selfishness is the opposite of love.
Short on glamour and long on tragedy.
In short, with Sarri football is maths.
I've always written short stories.
Short term memory is not good.
Short things are short all over and long things are long all over.
I stop short of being a workaholic.
Anger is short-lived madness.
In short, software is eating the world. — © Marc Andreessen
In short, software is eating the world.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
Life is too short to be in a hurry.
The art is long, life is short.
Dreams take short cuts.
Short is my date, but deathless my renown.
I used to hate being short.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Life is nasty, brutish, and short
Sports life is very short.
Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.
Words fall short sometimes.
We have all fallen short of the glory of God.
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