Top 1200 Hilarious Short Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

Life is short, have dessert first.

Life's too short for chess.

Work hard. There is no short cut.

Sex is a short cut to everything.

A Constitution should be short and obscure.

... life is short and the world is wide

Life is short and art is long.

Whatever advice you give, be short.

Short-sightedness is killing us.

Life's too short not to forgive.

Pain is short, and joy is eternal.

... life is too short to do the whole.

Life is too short to blend in.

In the stock market (as in much of life), the beginning of wisdom is admitting your ignorance. One of the many things you cannot know about stocks is exactly when they will up or go down. Over the long term, stocks generally rise at a nice pace. History shows they double in value every seven years or so. But in the short term, stocks are just plain wild. Over periods of days, weeks and months, no one has any idea what they will do. Still, nearly all investors think they are smart enough to divine such short-term movements. This hubris frequently gets them into trouble.

Life's too short to hate.

The days are long, but the years are short.

Life is too short to be negative.

One of my short films was about a boxer.

Life is too short to remain unnoticed

I've got a short memory span.

What is the short meaning of the long speech?

And I didn't, that's why my career was very short lived.

Life is short..Live to the fullest.

A short horse is soone currid.

He's not too short. He's just... concentrated.

I'm short, stocky and have a big bum.

Life is short, break the rules.

Life's too short to stay where we are.

Life really is too short.

Life is short, and every moment is precious.

Investors have very short memories

Life's too short to bullshit.

My life is short. I can't listen to banality.

But the past is long, and the future is short.

My favorite albums are really short.

Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we love to share, because by sharing them, we get something out of the hour or two we wasted on the wrong person. But that's all bad first dates are: short stories. Good first dates are more than short stories. They are first chapters. On a good first date, everything is springtime. And when a good first date becomes a relationship, the springtime lingers. Even after it's over, there can be springtime.

The dream is short, repentance long.

Life is too short to be on a diet.

it wasn't by accident that the Gettysburg address was so short.

You don't want to sell yourself short.

I think just about everyone is doing something that's completely different from what you've seen them do before or a stretch in some way. Like Brandon Routh is so funny, he's awesome. And Chris Evans is hilarious. I mean, he's always funny but just in this character, it's like, I mean I could barely stop laughing on a single take, it was unbelievable. So I think everybody's going to be really, really happy with all the [exes?].

The short story has been here and is here and will be here as long as we are.

It was hilarious [last scene with Edward Cullen] considering we'd spent the entire series filming in the most miserable conditions, and then we end on the beach in the Caribbean filming for two days in the sea. That was fun. We literally did the last shot as the sun was coming up in St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. It was a nice way to end it, because they were considering shooting it in the sea in Vancouver, which would not have worked at all.

You're short on ears and long on mouth.

Life's too short for regrets.

Life is too short to waste.

I have never been short of work.

Rage is a short-lived fury.

It's a town you come to for a short time.

The short story is the literature of the nomad.

I have a very short attention span.

It is a short walk from the hallelujah to the hoot.

I was $4,000 short on my first payroll.

Life is too short to be unhappy.

The collective memory of America is short.

In short, software is eating the world

I love the short-haired lifestyle.

My family went on a cruise, and I got a terrible haircut. FYI: Never get your hair cut on a cruise. And I had, like, this blonde curly 'fro, and I walked into the gym the first day back in seventh grade and everyone was staring at me, and for some reason I thought, I know what I need to do! And I just started sprinting from one end of the gym to the other, and I thought it was hilarious. But nobody else at that age really did. It was genuinely weird

Most of my short stories are fantasy.

Life is too short not to enjoy it.