Top 1200 Hilarious Short Quotes & Sayings - Page 20
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Last updated on December 22, 2024.
Long story short: E. L. James is a hero.
Life is short and love is over in the morning.
Gymnasts are short, stocky, muscular powerhouses.
Life is so short, it seems careless not to use it all.
Life is too short to work so hard.
Some athletes aren't small, they're just short.
I like to wear skirts long or short.
Life's too short not to have fun with what you wear.
There are no short cuts, no detours in the Middle East.
I was a Swedish guy who listened to Too Short.
Human memory is short and terribly fickle.
Life is too short for non-WOW projects.
All of my videos, everything I upload is short and edited.
I was a short, chubby kid, pretty shy.
Life really is short, and you just have to go for it.
It was the short men that caused all the trouble in the world.
Aim higher in case you fall short.
I have done some short pieces that are not horror.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
I don't punish myself. Life's too short.
A cameo is short and you get your money.
Governments, especially democratic ones, are short-term and nationalistic.
Short cuts make long delays.
Life's too short to be shoehorned into a box that isn't for you.
Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet.
One thing Middle-earth is short on is the feminine.
A short story is like a kiss in the dark.
The life so short, the crafts so long to learn.
Life's too short. It's got to be great.
People who are short, they're often portrayed as the victim.
I write short stories, and I wrote a play.
Life is too short to have grudges and regrets.
The life so short, the craft so long to learn.
Patience is a virtue, and Americans have it in short supply.
I'm only five feet tall, so I'm short.
Life is too short to play-act if you don't have to.
Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
Motherhood: the days are long, the years are short.
Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet
Happiness has a very short half-life.
Life is too short for a long story.
Life is too short, so love the one you got.
I won't wear anything very short. I don't do that thing.
No man surely has so short a memory as the American.
I was a teen idol and that has a short shelf life.
Life's too short to be working with divas.
It's not that we have a short time to live, but that we waste a lot of it.
The long days are no happier than the short ones.
I'd do anything to get a performance, short of malice.
My legs are long but my body is too short.
Life is too short no matter what party you are with.
There's only a short walk from the hallelujah to the hoot.
Short accounts make long friends.
I've lived three lifetimes in my short time.
Places have charisma, in short, as much as people do.
Short films don't go too far.
I did a couple of short films when I was in Scotland.
A theatrical release is not possible for a short film.
