Top 118 Hog Quotes & Sayings

I've always been more of a camera hog than anything, and it's just another way to get it all out!

You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.

Where do you get the right to decide our lives? I'll tell you where. From that little hog's gut that hangs between your legs. Well, let me tell you something... you will need more than that. I don't know where you will get it or who will give it to you, but mark my words, you will need more than that.... You are a sad, pitiful, stupid, selfish, hateful man. I hope your little hog's gut stands you in good stead, and you take good care of it, because you don't have anything else.

Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian)

I love karaoke and totally hog the mic when I go out and do it with my friends.

HOG, n. A bird remarkable for the catholicity of its appetite and serving to illustrate that of ours. Among the Mahometans and Jews, the hog is not in favor as an article of diet, but is respected for the delicacy and the melody of its voice. It is chiefly as a songster that the fowl is esteemed; the cage of him in full chorus has been known to draw tears from two persons at once. The scientific name of this dicky-bird is _Porcus Rockefelleri_. Mr. Rockefeller did not discover the hog, but it is considered his by right of resemblance.

There's no need to go the full hog - a touch of subtle sequins will lift any outfit.

There were always more Negroes in the field than there was Negroes in the house. The Negro in the field caught hell. He ate leftovers. In the house they ate high up on the hog. The Negro in the field didn't get nothing but what was left of the insides of the hog. They call 'em "chitt'lin'" nowadays. In those days they called them what they were: guts. That's what you were -- a gut-eater. And some of you all still gut-eaters.

Yeah, I'm going to need a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.

Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I'm in hog heaven.

The groundhogs are pretty good at eluding. If somebody is trying to come after a ground hog, they go and they burrow.

I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart in the body, but there is no chance, my god, no chance. rat with rat dog with dog hog with hog, play the piano drunk listen to the drunk piano, realize the myth of mercy stand still as even a child's voice snarls and we have not been fooled, it was only that we wanted to believe.

The night I filled an inside straight: Even a blind hog's gonna root up an acorn once in a while.

If I can do something about it and won't because I want to hog the limelight, then I really have no right to talk about women's empowerment.

A fan without a team is like a hog without truffles - she has nothing to root for.

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

Hulga the whole while hollering like a half-slaughtered hog. (Attention, students of literature! Alliteration - have you noticed? - is my least vice.)

Expect hogs to eat a lot more in the presence of a lot of hog wash.

If we could manage our own finances the way the Congress does the nation's, we'd all be living in high cotton and eating high on the hog.

Let's name the sentimental hog Arnold

Allen Iverson is a ball hog. You will never win a championship with him on your team.

A people that has licked a more formidable enemy than Germany or Japan, primitive North America . . . a country whose national motto has been "root, hog, or die."

American Rifleman and Field & Stream had ads for "varmint guns." Another varmint was a ground hog because a horse would be going along and he'd stick his foot in a ground hog hole and break his leg. So we were trying to prevent that, too. But we finally scared ourselves. We didn't realize we were nuts.

To steale the Hog, and give the feet for almes. [To steal the hog, and give the feet to alms.]

Burns' Hog-Weighing Method: (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse. (2) Put the hog on one end of the plank. (3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly balanced. (4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.

I'm independent as a hog on ice and a hog on ice is dead, cold, well-preserved and don't need a mother'grabbin, thing.

What's happened at 85 is I've lost my appetite. I used to be a little hog when I was young. But now I really don't seem to need it.

They say a blind hog will find the acorn one day.

They use everything about the hog except the squeal.

We always try to encourage more songs sung by Kim, because there are always requests for it. I certainly don't want to ball hog all the singing.

Even when dead, the hog largely refuses to submit to the machine.

The hog that ploughs not, not obeys thy call, Lives on the labours of this lord of all.

The most ordinary Negro is a distinct gentleman, but it takes extraordinary training and opportunity to make the average white man anything but a hog.

Are you coming along peaceful-like, or am I going to have to hog-tie you and put you in the car?

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

Matilda said, "Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it's unbelievable.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

I've never ridden a hog. I only have sport bikes. But that's basically how I get around L.A. Because traffic is horrendous.

You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout!

Debt can be the most addictive thing in the universe, and it can kill you. You get used to living high off the hog. It was intoxicating.

A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice.

The cowboys have a way of trussing up a steer or a pugnacious bronco which fixes the brute so that it can neither move nor think. This is the hog-tie, and it is what Euclid did to geometry.

Hog butcher for the world, Tool maker, stacker of wheat, Player with railroads and the nation's freight handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of big shoulders.

I wouldn’t say I’m a ball hog. I’m a shooter. I don’t necessarily hog the ball, but I put them up though. I definitely much rather shoot it than pass it. That’s just how I am.

There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.

Happiness, like health, is probably also only a passing accident. For a moment or two the organism is irritated so little that it is not conscious of it; for the duration of that moment it is happy. Thus a hog is always happier than a man, and a bacillus is happier than a hog

It was part of theTexas ritual? We know about champagne and caviar but we talk hog and hominy.

Large-scale hog producers are a greater threat to the United States and U.S. democracy than Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network.

I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.

I'm not a ball hog at all. It may look like it, but I'm not.

People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

The people of Montana want to send me to Washington - not to bring home the bacon but to slaughter the hog.

My first banjo? My mother's sister, my aunt, lived about a mile from where we did, and she raised some hogs. And she had - her - the hog - the mother - they called the mother a sow - of a hog. And she had some pigs. Well, the pigs were real pretty, and I was going to high school and I was taking agriculture in school. And I sort of got a notion that I'd like to do that, raise some hogs. And so my aunt had this old banjo, and my mother told me, said, which do you want, the pig or a banjo? And each one of them's $5 each. I said, I'll just take the banjo.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Don't be a hog: the only time a hog helps the community is when he dies.

I wouldn't say I'm a ball hog. I'm a shooter.

I don't want them to kill no hog . . . . I want a man to go to that chair, on his own two feet.

A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.

I'd rather be a born-once hog than a born-again Christian any day.