Top 188 Housewives Quotes & Sayings

I guess housewives like to get away from reality and enjoy the fantasy world for a bit.

While I was doing 'Desperate Housewives,' I actually watched it from the beginning.

I watch every 'Real Housewives' franchise there is.

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household.

I watch lots of American shows like 'Desperate Housewives' and so on.

Moving on' is a concept invented by Housewives. Housewives who behave so appallingly all they can do is say they are moving on, preferably in a place where everyone can hear them. To stay put and acknowledge that their actions have consequences and to accept responsibility is simply too painful for this particular brand of narcissist.

I've watched my fair share of 'Housewives.' And I just felt a little dirty afterwards.

I'd never imagined I'd become the ambassador of housewives.

Some women choose to stay at home and be housewives. If they are happy with it, then it's a wonderful choice. But I know I couldn't do that. I couldn't be a housewife.

It's one of the best parts of being on the 'Real Housewives' and why I love it: getting to talk to so many great people.

You only ever see four women leads on TV today in the 'Housewives' shows.

I have always approached 'Housewives' as a comedy.

I have always said that 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' has the most amazing and loyal fans on the planet.

My goal is that my makeup and style will inspire Midwestern housewives. I want there to be a breakdown of 'Justin's smoky eye' in Cosmo.

Before I was cast on 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,' I had secretly quit Erika Jayne altogether.

'Housewives' opened the door for me for people to listen.

I'm forever grateful for 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' and Bravo for all the opportunities it has brought me and my growing family.

If there is one thing for which the 'Real Housewives' franchise deserves artistic recognition, it is the patient and immaculate building of a villain.

The 'Housewives' has helped me find my voice. I was always a people-pleaser, and coming into a show like this, you end up losing that.

On the Housewives I was real chunky. In person I don't look that fat.

I'm obsessed with the 'Real Housewives ATL,' sorry about it. It's one of my favorite shows of all time.

Working on 'Housewives' was very similar to 'Sex and the City.' Different cities, of course, but a high level of talent in the writing and acting on both!

No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it.

You know, we've got so much on Bravo and coming up on Bravo, and I think we have so much more going on than 'The Real Housewives.' And I think 'The Real Housewives' is a great, you know, great addition to the portfolio. I think it brings a lot of viewers under our umbrella. And I think they stay and sample other shows.

I love watching the 'Real Housewives.'

I was kind of reluctant to sing on the 'Housewives' because there are so many 'Housewives' that are singing that can't really sing. I didn't want to get out there and sing and not be taken seriously.

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

Real Housewives of N.Y.C.' is the best of the franchise because we EVOLVE!

Housewives are dependent creatures who are still children…parasites.

I try to stay away from too many reality shows. I catch the 'Housewives,' but they tend to give me a little anxiety.

Like most housewives, I don't cook unless I have company.

My sister said, You're making it hard for all us housewives in Nebraska.

Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.

I don't think we'll see a 'Real Housewives of Koreatown' anytime soon, but here's hoping.

I'm very obsessed with 'The Real Housewives' franchise. It's a bad obsession.

I have terrible taste in things: music, movies, TV shows. I love all the guilty pleasures: Bravo, 'Real Housewives.'

Being in a hotel room and watching 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' is one of my great joys.

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

You can't always tell if someone's gay over Twitter, but when he's talking to you about 'Real Housewives,' it's probably OK to assume.

I'm not a big fan of fantasy; I'd rather watch 'Desperate Housewives' than 'Game of Thrones.'

Most times, women are seen through the male gaze, so they are often shown as housewives, girlfriends, or objects of desire.

Bravo's 'Real Housewives' series isn't just entertainment for devoted fans like me - it's an entire all-absorbing universe of pride and passion.

I have terrible taste in things: music, movies, TV shows. I love all the guilty pleasures: Bravo, Real Housewives.

'Housewives' are a million times cattier than pageant girls! I know pageant girls have a reputation for being catty, but 'Housewives' are even cattier. But I do think that it's a total different world, and it can't compare.

I love the 'Housewives.' I don't watch 'American Idol' or 'X Factor.' I guess I don't like network reality: I like my Bravo; I like documentary programming - I love 'Intervention' and some things on TLC more than others - but the 'Real Housewives' to me are really revolutionary, in terms of giving camera time to women of a certain age.

I don't hate any of the Housewives.

That's how I hope to die: on my deathbed, watching 'Real Housewives of the Moon.'

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.

I come home from trying to pretend to know about astronomy and physics all day and turn on 'The Real Housewives'.

I'm a fan of 'Real Housewives,' so I personally like drama.

Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands.

In March and in April from morning till night In sowing and seeding good housewives delight.

I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.

Housewives run the home and sacrifice a lot, but many people forget that.

I'm pretty sure I could've ended up on 'Real Housewives of Orange County.' They need a fair-skinned redhead.

In the case of 'The Housewives,' I call the 'Housewives' sociology of the rich. I think it's just fun to watch. It's guilt-free gossiping that you can have. It's like the modern-day soap opera, in my mind.

You have to have competent people evaluating the athlete, not the housewives!

Some girls are just cut out to be housewives, drive SUVs and sing in the shower as opposed to being superstars.

I feel like on the 'Housewives,' my family stuff was really out there.

I had never, ever thought about being on any 'Real Housewives' show, so it was interesting to actually be on one.