Top 606 Humorous Valentine Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
A humorous quotation is a little window on the world that gives life a comic twist.
Hate is nothing when weighed against survival. (Valentine)
In Tantric Zen you can be humorous and make fun of anything or you can be very serious.
I'll paint you moments of gold, I'll spin you Valentine evenings.
The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.
It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.
If you appeal to the crowd, either by being humorous or brutal or eccentric, you gain favor.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
I was able to read poets that were - allowed me to be humorous without being silly.
I'm a Christian-libertarian-environmentalist-capitalist-lunatic. It's a humorous way for me to describe that I'm not stereotypical.
There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.
I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.
It doesn`t matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own.
People process pain differently. My family, we were pretty humorous about things that went on.
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing.
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.
Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June.
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies.
Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
I have never celebrated Valentine's Day in my life.
In high school, I was voted 'Most Humorous' in my senior class.
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Stuffed animals are sad and scary; they have humorous and tragic qualities.
The thing about Black Eyed Peas is we're very humorous. All we do is laugh all day.
Most of my artwork is geared towards being humorous in some light.
For years, humorous characters in cartoons have been almost exclusively male.
We celebrate Valentine Day, but no one remembers Bhagat Singh birth anniversary.
There is almost no topic that can't benefit from being talked about in a humorous way.
To her you're Jocelyn's daughter. But I'll always be Valentine's son
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Never sign a valentine with your own name.
I would like to see another Johnny Valentine.
I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
Humour is ahead of everything creatively. I think if things aren't humorous, they are just crap.
There are very few things that I have any patience for that are not at least a little bit humorous.
When I'm writing a lyric, things can only get so serious before they start becoming humorous.
Bullet for My Valentine, we're bros. We've been in the trenches with those guys.
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
The most colossal display of wise, inspiring,
and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place.
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.
I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous.
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.
There's an incredible amount of pain involved in being a human, but this humorous stuff is essential in overcoming it.
I like things that are sort of comic and humorous rather than satirical.
The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together.
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.
I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs.
I tend to do stuff that is in some way tongue in cheek or humorous or has a kind of wry side to it.
I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.
When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
