Top 606 Humorous Valentine Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on April 15, 2025.
I always say, 'Thank goodness 'Wimpy Kid' was a comedy because my singing in that was more humorous than professional.'
It's difficult to differentiate between a story that's humorous and clever and one that actually makes people laugh out loud.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Idealizing the reality of past romances won't do you any favors as you face Valentine's Day alone.
I love doing humorous roles and I write my characters that way. But I haven't received many offers from others to do comedy.
I have second thoughts. Maybe God is malicious.
Told to Valentine Bargmann.
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
I had to keep reminding myself in 'Blue Valentine' that I was actually making a film.
Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves.
We thought there was also something that was humorous but at the same time powerful and deep about naming the album, 'Modern Vampires Of The City'.
You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.
If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker!
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
'Blue Valentine' was a really sad movie, but I loved the moments when they're discovering each other for the first time.
In my own works I am an obsessionist. Though I write humorous music too, much of it has been obsessed by death and the tragic.
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.
But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
In 2nd grade, a girl who was a friend of mine gave me a homemade valentine. Like, a real, handwritten one!
The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one!
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
From my own personal encounters and studies with both Tantric and Zen Buddhist monks, I have found them to be humorous, warm, charming, and compassionate.
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Just being around Salman Khan, who is so energetic and humorous at the same time, is always entertaining.
Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest.
There's no better way to treat your Valentine then with a delicious meal.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me.
To me, Valentine's Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love.
You can't be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work.
I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
What I've always done as an entertainer is try to come up with things that people will find interesting, or compelling, or humorous.
I can't help but see things in life through a humorous lens, so anything that comes my way is gonna probably be, you know, bent in that direction.
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.
I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.
I don't find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine's Day makes no sense.
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap.
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween.
I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.
Consider it a race to see who kills you first, Daylighter-Valentine, the other Downworlders, or the Clave.
America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
Being extremely honest is quite funny. But there's no recipe or concept that I can bring up that fully defines what we find humorous. It's instinctive.
Valentine's Day isn't always as much fun as many of us would like.
Unless you're writing for a humorous effect, elves or space aliens and all creatures who aren't human should at least be as strange as, oh, the French.
Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
I love flowers, even on normal days, so they are a must-have on Valentine's. Ditto for chocolates.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.
In my creative films, if there was something, some humorous moment that is lost to a non-Korean speaking audience, I'll be very sad.
Nam June Paik's artworks are highly intellectual, cutting-edge, and sophisticated. But he was also witty, humorous, and self-deprecating.
