Top 1200 Hysterically Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

I was not funny growing up.

Funny is when you're serious.

Children are funny.

I have a funny name.

My job is to be funny.

It’s funny—when people call you “shy,” they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all.

He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.

If it's funny, I'll do anything.

Everybody's funny-looking.

I was shot from the funny gun.

It's a funny old world.

It's funny to be a critic.

Cancer is always funny.

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

I think I'm a funny guy.

Canadians can be funny.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

Football's a funny game.

If it gets laughs, it’s funny.

It is funny what a year can do.

Comedy is rarely funny.

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

I'm not very funny!

Violence is not funny.

When you're old you have to be funny.

I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myself doing something that's really dramatic but somewhat dramatic. I would like to do something that's more real and doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. I always like whatever I'm involved in... whether it be funny or whether it be somewhat like... I'm not gonna try to get people to really cry.

I have a lot of personality and I'm funny.

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

I don't mean to be funny.

There isn't a lot I can do on this planet, but I can be funny.

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

The British are so funny.

When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.

Obama isn't funny.

My gift is to be funny.

I never get to be funny on T.V.

I'd like to think I'm funny.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

I don't consider myself funny.

I'm really funny now.

I just walk funny.

My mum is unwittingly funny.

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

Kids are funny.

I don't think I'm that funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

I know I'm funny.

I never thought I was funny.

I'm good at being funny.

I was born to be funny.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I'm pretty funny on my own.

I think the role of comedy in your life should supersede anything and everything negative. Just by virtue of the fact that you have to be funny, you can't afford to focus on the negative. As a comedian, your challenge is to turn negative stuff into positive energy. You should be able to hear anything that sounds bad, that people normally wouldn't laugh at, and make it feel funny to you. No one should be able to deter you, once you have your mind set on comedy. Your survival as a comedian should be as natural as breathing. I need to breathe and I consider my career my air.

Funny is an attitude.

My dad's a funny guy.

teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.

I'm not a funny person.

She's as funny as a toothache

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

Life is funny and weird.