Top 1200 Hysterically Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

Women have been funny for years.

I'd like to do a film which is funny.

If you're sick, watch funny movies.

I can't prevent myself of being funny.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

I like some of the B movies that are intentionally funny.

My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

I have a funny process : it’s called procrastination.

I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

Memories are doing funny things to us.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

Heartbreak is funny to everyone but the heartbroken.

It's hard to go back and be constantly funny.

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

I'm drawn to the funny brand of comedy.

It's harder to be funny from the position of power.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

I want to be funny and interesting and compelling.

When you have a lousy football team, you learn to be funny.

Clever is the eunuch version of funny.

When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

If there's something funny to be said, I will say it.

'I Love You, Man' was kind of funny.

Music is never inherently funny!

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

All people from small islands dance funny.

I think fashion should be funny. Seriously!

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.

I talk funny 'cause I come from Canada.

I had a very funny family.

My family is just naturally funny.

Fear is what makes comedy funny.

Being funny is everything to me.

No one finds me as funny as I find myself!

I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.

I've always been told I was funny.

I made that great mistake of trying to be funny.

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.

I do not seem like a funny guy.

I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.

Inspiration strikes at very funny times.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

Joking about violence is not funny.

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.