Top 1200 Hysterically Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian for the evening. They're men of a certain age - basically middle-aged, balding, 50 to 60 years old and I just know I can't make these people laugh hysterically.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

He began to cry, not hysterically or screaming as people cry when concealed rage with tears, but with continuous sobs who has just discovered that he's alone and will be for long. He cried because safety and reason seemed to have left the world. Loneliness was a reality, but in this situation madness was also remotely a possibility.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I weep when I see these videos that are sent to me from all over the country. Whole groups of bodies jerking out of control, falling on the floor, laughing hysterically, staggering around like drunkards Anything that cannot be found in Scripture has to be rejected outright - totally rejected.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.

I've laughed hysterically, just trying to hold it in, at every funeral I've been to, because everyone's so serious. And there are a lot of people speaking publicly, which makes you understand why it's people's number one fear - because everyone shouldn't do it.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said. "Don't call my boobs funny," I answered.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there's nothing funny about them, but they're rare, and they don't last all that long.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.