Top 1162 Idiot Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I'm a parent, and my kids think I'm an idiot.

You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

You'd have to be an idiot to say no to 'Hunger Games.'

If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!

I think only an idiot can be an atheist.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot.

What do you take me for, an idiot?

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

A man who claims to be fearless is an idiot or a liar.

The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do.

You're an idiot. Study harder.

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

I would have thought even a certified idiot like Gabriel here would have taken account of it and notified someone." "Notified who?" asked Jem, not unreasonably. He had moved closer to Tessa as the conversation had continued. As they stood side by side, the backs of their hands brushed. "The Clave. The postman. Us. Anyone," said Will, shooting an irritated look at Gabriel, who was starting to get some color back and looked furious. "I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

I was an idiot when I was a kid.

I'm an idiot.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

The law is an ass, an idiot.

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot.

Anybody who is racist, I just I think they are an idiot.

I'm an idiot who won the Literature Nobel Prize.

You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.

Even the idiot may have a message for us

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

The 100% American is 99% idiot.

I am a self-destructive idiot.

Any idiot can put up a website.

I was such an idiot until the age of 28.

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

I'm not a dumb idiot just because of what I wear.

Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me ?nish,” Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed, “you would have heard me say, ‘Come out, we’re not going to hurt you’. Idiot.” “He probably wouldn’t have said idiot,” Valkyrie told the sobbing man. “We’re trying our best to be nice.” The man blinked through his tears, and looked up. “You’re... You’re not going to kill me?” “No, we’re not,” Valkyrie said gently, “so long as you wipe your nose right now.

Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot. Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours.

I'm a one-man idiot.

Colby Covington is an idiot. He is so stupid.

A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

How can I lose to such an idiot?

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Gregory Lee Johnson was an idiot.

You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

I'm not an idiot.

I'm not an idiot. Everything is calculated that I do.

I think we need more idiot control.

I consider myself a fearless idiot.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot