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Last updated on November 14, 2024.
Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot.
If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror.
Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.
I’m going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.
I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.
Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.
I've been an idiot at the poker table for a long time.
When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.
They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn
It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.
You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.
Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen.
I smoked for many years like a total idiot.
Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence.
I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.
Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.
I'm the only idiot the that decided to coach in my family.
I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
Anyone who posts illegal content on 4chan is an idiot.
The artist is a god, but he is also an idiot. That is the human way.
Anybody who's against birth control and abortion has to be a criminal idiot.
You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Did I hear God call me an idiot?
To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!
She really did like me, the idiot.
There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot.
It's not my responsibility to make everything I say idiot-proof.
I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'
April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
People who believe I'm an idiot don't hire me and they don't call.
Without insecurities, I think one becomes a little bit of an idiot.
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.
Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!
If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot.
Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?
Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.
There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot.
I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.
I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple.
Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube.
Only an idiot would doubt my return
I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.
As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right.
Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.
Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.
