Top 528 Idiots Quotes & Sayings

There are idiots. Look around.

We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least people we considered idiots because they were not mind readers and we had to, patiently, use polite words to explain things that we were thinking when really inside we were fighting the urge to take their heads in our hands and softly and repeatedly thud their foreheads off the wall.

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.

Most journalists are idiots.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

Writers are idiots with Underwoods.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

Boys turns girls into such idiots.

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

I think it's funny when parents are idiots.

One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

It can provide horrendous weapons to idiots.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

Ideology is the science of idiots.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots.

Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.

This 'users are idiots, and are confused by functionality' mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

There are idiots in every crowd.

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It's anything but that.

The world wants rock bands to be idiots.

To hold power has always meant to manipulate idiots and circumstances; and those circumstances and those idiots, tossed together, bring about those coincidences to which even the greatest men confess they owe most of their fame

The art of politics, under democracy, is simply the art of ringing it. Two branches reveal themselves. There is the art of the demagogue, and there is the art of what may be called, by a shot-gun marriage of Latin and Greek, the demaslave. They are complementary, and both of them are degrading to their practitioners. The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. The demaslave is one who listens to what these idiots have to say and then pretends that he believes it himself.

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.

We're not idiots.

The label's going great, because we're not idiots. We're not trying to sue everyone that downloads everything. We try to give the fans a bunch of free stuff, and then have them buy the record. Without buying the record, it doesn't support your artist. These idiots like Radiohead and Sharon Osbourne that are like, "Free Ozzfest!", "Pay what you can for a record!" - Radiohead's already got their yachts and mansions. Sharon Osbourne already has her empire.

Guardian angels guide the steps of idiots.

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be.

I never invite idiots to my house.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Boys do not have the language skills of little girls. Boys go to school feeling like idiots. We wonder why fifty-six percent of the enrollment at universities is female. I might consider having same-sex education. Boys from day one are pampered and feel good about themselves and then when they go to school, they feel like idiots. I would have exercise in the morning at eight. They clearly learn better after they open up their brain. Why can't we accommodate the brain and not the school?

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein.

Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person.

We can write idiots quite well.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

I call this the Fundamental Problem of Political Economy. How do we limit the power that idiots have over us? ... [Milton] Friedmans insight is that a market limits the power that others have over us; conversely, limiting the power that others have over us allows us to have markets. Friedman argued that no matter how wise the officials of government may be, market competition does a better job of protecting us from idiots.

Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth.

People can be teachers and idiots; they can be philosophers and idiots; they can be politicians and idiots... in fact I think they have to be... a genius can be an idiot. The world is largely run for and by idiots; it is no great handicap in life and in certain areas is actually a distinct advantage and even a prerequisite for advancement.

If we accept the Greek's definition of the idiot as an altogether private man, then we must conclude that many American citizens are now idiots. And I should not be surprised, although I don't know, if there were some such idiots even in Germany.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

In short, herein seems to lie the difference between idiots and madmen, that madmen put wrong ideas together, and so make wrong propositions, but argue and reason right from them: but idiots make very few or no propositions, and reason scarce at all.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.