Top 218 Indoor Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

Indoor pools just don't seem as inviting to me.

Plumbing is usually boring.

Liberals hate America, they hate "flag-wavers", they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam (post 9/11). Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now.

What I found was that I thoroughly enjoyed the plumbing of experiment.

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.

I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.

All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport.

Basically, I'm a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something.

Basically, I’m a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something.

I have a small and decent indoor cricket facility at home itself.

Knowing the plumbing of the universe, intricate and awe-inspiring though that plumbing might be, is a far cry from discovering its purpose.

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.

Paint is the skin of a painting: it is fiction. In houses, it disguises the plumbing and wiring and studs and nails.

I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.

To the Technocrats: Have mercy on us. Relax a bit, take time out for simple pleasures. For example, the luxuries of electricity, indoor plumbing, central heating, instant electronic communication and such, have taught me to relearn and enjoy the basic human satisfactions of dipping water from a cold clear mountain stream; of building a wood fire in a cast-iron stove; of using long winter nights for making music, making things, making love; of writing long letters, in longhand with a fountain pen, to the few people on this earth I truly care about.

I actually like indoor track and field more than outdoor.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

It's a huge step up from the European Indoor Championships to being world outdoor gold medallist.

An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is.

They have permission to play all the indoor games they want, but my daughters are not going to be competing in public sporting activities.

We have grown accustomed to the wonders of clean water, indoor plumbing, laser surgery, genetic engineering, artificial joints, replacement body parts, and the much longer lives that accompany them. Yet we should remember that the vast majority of humans ever born died before the age of 10 from an infectious disease.

I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept.

I grew up in Nacogdoches, Texas... raised by my grandmother. We were very poor and had no indoor plumbing. My grandmother was a very religious woman, though, and she gave me a lot of faith and inner strength.

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

I'm definitely an indoor kid who's turned into an inside person.

It was only in the late nineteenth century and then the twentieth century, with the maturation of consumer capitalism, that a shift was made toward the cultivation of unbounded desire. We must appreciate this to realize that late modern consumption, consumption as we now know it, is not fundamentally about materialism or the consumption of physical goods. Affluence and consumer-oriented capitalism have moved us well beyond the undeniable efficiencies and benefits of refrigeration and indoor plumbing.

My focus in 2016 will be the IAAF World Indoor Championships in Portland, and as preparation for that, I will try to break the world indoor mile record in Stockholm on February 17.

Even if you watch the races I won - the indoor titles and the Olympics - I've never really been a superfast starter.

American field players would really help themselves if they were exposed to a steady stream of box experience. Box lacrosse is an extremely valuable background for a young player, we need to incorporate more of the indoor skills in to the field game. It is almost a requirement to have a top player with indoor experience on your roster right now.

My plumbing is no one's business but my own.

Anyone serious about playing indoor, you should play outdoor.

I saw my first indoor bathroom when I was 9.

I am such an indoor person.

I played on frozen pitches, on snow. I had only a couple of years indoor before I went to England.

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

I began playing in the Pacific Coast Indoor Tennis Championships.

My parents bought an indoor skatepark in 2003 that was a perfect training facility for me.

My solo shows require a sit-down, indoor space.

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.

If I had the space, I would build a full indoor basketball/volleyball court and home gym.

My dad insisted I got a trade. He had a plumbing business. So you are looking at a qualified heating engineer.

You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.

Wifi was never supposed to be a big thing and certainly not a thing that would become as vital to a home as indoor plumbing.

And what is the state but a servant and a convenience for a large number of people, just like the electric light and the plumbing system? And wouldnt it be preposterous to claim that men must exist for their plumbing, not the plumbing for the men.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance.

One of the things I do in my cookbooks is I will do a conversion from outdoor to indoor grilling so you can do it year-round.

I switched from indoor to beach I had been playing indoor for 12 years. And, to be honest, to make a living indoors you have to go overseas. I am such a family girl and just wanted to be home, so that didn't appeal to me.

If you want the whole college basketball experience, you have to go to a game at Cameroon Indoor!

Galvanized plumbing was used years ago. Now we use copper.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

You are confusing plumbing and love again.

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

I didn't have indoor plumbing. I'd go to school dirty. I didn't have lunches.

One time at the University of Colorado, at a faculty dinner, this professor said to me, 'Well, my goodness, a boy from Appa-lay-chee-a with a Ph.D!' The dinner was in her house. And I said, 'My grandparents didn't have indoor plumbing, but they had more books in their house than you do.' I was a little insulted by the Appa-lay-chee-a business.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

At the point when I switched from indoor to beach I had been playing indoor for 12 years. And, to be honest, to make a living indoors you have to go overseas. I am such a family girl and just wanted to be home, so that didn't appeal to me. Misty May was looking for a partner, I was looking to stay at home, and the beach just came calling. And mostly I stuck with it because I loved the challenge of it, but also just the autonomy of it. It's two on two, just you and your partner, you're not one of the herd. And the lifestyle is unbeatable.

One thing I loved about New Zealand was the indoor/outdoor lifestyle of the place.