Top 1200 Inspirational Cat Quotes & Sayings - Page 18

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

We almost decided on a dog and a fox before we hit on the idea of using a cat and mouse.

He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.

I am a dog and a cat lover; doesn't matter which animal it is but dogs are cuter at times.

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

I like to position a cat tree in the window so the cats can look outside and feel the sunlight.

[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar - a cat reading a map.

When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.

Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

Em, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!

What?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

With one of the most bewitching sounds in the world, its purr, the cat persuades us that it thinks we are wonderful.

I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.

Poetry is like fish: if it's fresh, it's good; if it's stale, it's bad; and if you're not certain, try it on the cat.

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

If I have a meeting or need to look more done up, the thing I can always do is a cat eye.

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.

Someone at Disney heard one of the records and called me in to do the sounds of Lucifer the Cat in Cinderella.

If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?

I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human.

Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love

We've been surrounded by images of space our whole lives, from the speculative images of science fiction to the inspirational visions of artists to the increasingly beautiful pictures made possible by complex technologies. But whilst we have an overwhelmingly vivid visual understanding of space, we have no sense of what space sounds like.

With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

When I first got involved in the underground metal scene in '82, '83, there were only about five or six major Death or Black Metal bands around. There were so many other bands that were inspirational, that really helped.

Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.

To be an Instagram model, you absolutely cannot just post pictures of yourself in a bikini for the sake of people seeing you in a bikini - even if that is exactly what you are doing. No, you need to caption these photos with an inspirational quote so that people will know that you are not just a butt, you're a gosh dang philosopher.

You're a medicine cat. I understand what that means now. StarClan go with you, Leafpool. I'll never forget you.

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

The cat that Prim got hates me, I think partly because I tried to drown it.

Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.

There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat.

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk.

No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr.

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

It took me a while to process myself as a cat - it's not something you see every day.

I wrote '('Til) I Kissed You' about a girl I met in Australia. Her name was Lilian, and she was very, very inspirational. I was married, but... I wrote the song about her on the way back home.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl with wax paper before putting it away in the fridge--even into these prophylactically secure desserts my hair found its way! Jet black hairs wound themselves around bars of soap. They lay pressed like flower stems between the pages of books. They turned up in eyeglass cases, birthday cards, once--I swear--inside an egg Tessie had just cracked. The next-door neighbor's cat coughed up a hairball one day and the hair was not the cat's.

My ginger tabby cat Oscar - he's got his own passport - he comes everywhere with me.

I remember when I was a younger cat, I always thought the veteran guys talked too much.