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Last updated on April 19, 2025.
Photography could have been invented in color. Colors existed.
Everyone knows queers and women invented punk.
The brain is the first broadcasting station ever invented.
Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.
Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle.
My grandfather was an engineer who invented the automatic pilot for airplanes.
Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.
God is a fiction invented by people so they do not have to face the reality of their condition.
It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.
If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
Not only did America invent the skyscraper, it invented the skyline.
Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.
The greatest inventors are unknown to us. Someone invented the wheel - but who?
God invented space so that not everything had to happen in Princeton.
Not much was really invented during the Renaissance, if you don't count modern civilization.
The word tomorrow was invented for indecisive people and for children.
Basketball has so much showboating you'd think it was invented by Jerome Kern.
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
Pro Tools was invented to quicken the recording process.
Once the Xerox copier was invented, diplomacy died.
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
I invented every shot that has ever been played.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Ink was not invented to express our real feelings.
Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".
I hate guns, I think they're the worst thing ever invented.
The moon invented natural rhythm. Civilization uninvented it.
Ridiculous modes, invented by ignorance, and adopted by folly.
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!
One of the most powerful scientific tools ever invented is the telephone.
The 'Enlightenment', which discovered the liberties, also invented the disciplines.
Blessed be he who invented sleep, a cloak that covers all a man's thoughts.
And I believe the nation that invented the automobile cannot walk away from it.
All of this technology wasn't available to Einstein. I bet he would've invented LIGO.
Marriage remains the most efficient engine of disenchantment yet invented.
It's not like I'm a rookie pilot. In fact, I invented airplanes. And air.
Maybe happiness too is a metaphor invented on a day of boredom
Omaha is a game that was invented by a sadist and is played by masochists.
Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as God.
The only thing you fear is the unreality that you yourself have invented.
Black Sabbath invented heavy metal, in my opinion.
Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers.
Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.
Birds are not free since Men have invented cages.
You could say I was too lazy to calculate, so I invented the computer.
Rules are invented for lazy people who don't want to think for themselves.
Airplanes were invented for missionaries to complete the Great Commission.
Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.
No compass has ever been invented for the high seas of matrimony.
No one has yet invented a system of education that is capable of ruining everyone.
I think the Greeks invented sports as an antidote to philosophy.
Ach, Rangers are alright, but they still haven’t invented blue grass.
Being is a fiction invented by those who suffer from becoming.
Basketball may have been invented in Massachusetts, but it was made for Indiana.
