Top 1200 Jacking Off Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I've been readen th Bible an a hunten God fer a long while-off an on- but it ain't so easy as picken up a nickel off the floor.

I'm a Syd Barrett fan, and early Pink Floyd, and then about two things from the rest of their career. I don't like them, really. I mean, I like the psychedelic stuff. I listen to the first albums, and even on those, they go off and off and off. Songs that are 20 minutes long. I don't like long songs.

I've had enough off-screen romances and now I'm happy being socially and emotionally challenged, on and off camera.

I am tired and weary because people are continually forcing me off the road. I was actually honked off once.

It's not the COUGH that carries you OFF. . . . It's the COFFIN they carry you OFF IN.

In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers.

Tomorrow, the busiest day of the week. I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.

Globalisation is not something that we can hold off or turn off. It is the economic equivalent of a force of nature, like wind or water.

If you put a purchase on a charge card, you're paying it off forever. You have to know how to pay it off before you go deeply in debt.

Any time I wind up in the lane where you can't quickly turn off of it and it's turning into the freeway, I just start screaming until I'm off of it.

Chocolate fends off all kinds of nasty stuff. And if you get hungry while warding off evil, you have a snack. It's multipurpose equipment.

If you didn't have employers able to pay off the books and off the record safely in cash, you wouldn't have illegal immigration on nearly the scale that we do.

'm the inspiration for picking it up off the floor after it fell off the stool and figuring out a way to make it still work.

The best way to find things out is not to ask questions at all. If you fire off a question, it is like firing off a gun - bang it goes

I was there for the making of Young Winston, but guns kept going off. I went 'Waaaaah,' and someone said, 'Please get the child off the set.'

You can't jump off a cliff when you have already fallen off a bigger one.

One must cast off old agonies as a snake casts off its skin--only to grow a new set and accept all of their limitations.

I normally get four weeks off each year, so often I'll go to Los Angeles, or if I have a weekend off, I'll do a European city.

Sometimes you check things off because you've done them. If you aren't checking stuff off your bucket list, you aren't living very well.

I try and have a relaxed attitude and stay quite switched off until about an hour before kick-off.

Dave Mackay is my definition of a superstar. The man broke his leg three times, but wouldn't be carried off. He walked off.

I see the NCAA holding off as long as possible to continue to make money off of its players. It's almost like modern day slavery.

That's my one rule: always take off my makeup; no matter how tired I am before going to bed, it comes off!

I have always thought the suicide should bump off at least one swine before taking off for parts unknown.

WrestleMania's sort of the end off the year for us, but it's also a beginning because we don't take any time off.

Do not put your work off till to-morrow and the day after; for a sluggish worker does not fill his barn, nor one who puts off his work: industry makes work go well, but a man who puts off work is always at hand-grips with ruin.

How did you fastforward and turn it off? (Danger) I wanted it off and off it went. (Alexion) Wow, that’s amazing. I guess this makes me the luckiest woman in the world. (Danger) How so? (Alexion) I’ve found the only man alive who won’t ever shout out, ‘honey, where’s the remote?’ then tear my house apart in pursuit of it. (Danger)

Kick your shoes off, kickem off

What you think is fake in your head comes off as not enough on camera, a lot of times. You almost have to overdo it, in this overly, sort of Broadway, large-gestures kind of way to come off as being realistic on camera. It's strange. You almost have to act really fake to come off looking real.

I don't want to make decisions about what I'm going to do before I'm doing it because I base my acting off my partner and off the other people in the scene.

I set off, off to kill the man I love.

It's nice when I have days off to go home and relax and literally take the weight off my shoulders and enjoy the simple things.

I tweet myself and do all the Facebook updates. It started off with me wondering whether I was showing off and I was very careful about what I wrote.

I don't write off any political party. I believe in strengthening the BJP and winning elections and not depend on writing off parties.

There's nothing like coming home here, having the day off or morning off and going surfing. In Orlando I don't know what I would do.

Greatness is defined by someone who is not simply awesome and wonderful in the sport they compete in but goes beyond that and is great in whatever they do off the track or off the court.

When it comes to production and the overall sound, I don't really have a lot of intentions with it. I start off with melody and a lyrical idea, and then build off of that story.

That's my gift. I let that negativity roll off me like water off a duck's back. If it's not positive, I didn't hear it. If you can overcome that, fights are easy.

People are pissed off about the seemingly impossible goal of social mobility. their proposed solution is to take the wheels off the cart.

I know in the back of my head I have a Grand Slam win, which definitely takes a lot off of me, a big load off.

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles.

Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — [He looks up, smiling sadly.] — all of a sudden there's—peace!

Ugly ducklings don't turn into swans and glide off down the lake. Whether your sunglasses are on or off, you only see the world you make.

Until I got 'Full Metal Jacket,' I was doing Off-Off-Broadway plays with three people in the audience.

I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world.

Days off are few and far between in the restaurant business. But on an hour off, I like to have a glass of wine with my wife.

Despite the usual idea of a figure skater, I have no rhythm when it comes to even walking off the ice. I fall off curbs all the time.

Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off.

The world is bigger than all the parts. That's the important thing, and one thing can throw everything off kilter. And you must never let yourself off. You'll let yourself off by mistake. So you shouldn't do it consciously. You have to be above it all and just be very disciplined with it. Just be very disciplined with it.

I have off days all the time too, but nobody really cares when I have an off day. People care when Kyrie does.

You know what really makes this embarrassing? The other day the president said the leaders in Iraq are 'ready to take off the training wheels.' That's what he said, 'take off the training wheels.' Then he goes out and falls off his bicycle. And they wonder why the rest of the world doesn't take us seriously.

I can have a whole year off. I'm really lucky because I'm my own boss, so I make the rules and get to choose when I take time off.

One puts off the biography like you put off death. To write an autobiography is to etch the words on your own gravestone.

Ain't no off days. I don't take off on no businesses I do. So I'm in the studio all the time, with so many records, and I guess it's a good problem when it come down to it.

This is going to sound crazy, but the first thing I do when I get home is take off all my clothes - at home, just around the house. I take everything off. I can't stand clothes! I take everything off - my shoes, my socks, my watch, shirt, everything. I am completely naked.

Just because you have kids doesn't mean to say you need time off. I have a lot of time off anyway. If I'm promoting my book, like, for the next two weeks, I'm flat out. But then I'm off again. And when you've got the next product, it's the same; you just condense it into a couple of weeks.

All I'm saying is that I understand if the novelty's worn off and you want to get off the carousel ride now before it kills you.

I went and got a Lap-Band put in and the weight just started falling off. It was like someone took a backpack full of rocks off of you.

The journey of life is like a man riding a bicycle. We know he got on the bicycle and started to move. We know that at some point he will stop and get off. We know that if he stops moving and does not get off he will fall off.

I actually am very hands-off on my face. I like to use oil to take everything off, and then I cleanse after.