Top 162 Jelly Quotes & Sayings

It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.

My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.

I don't like peanut butter and jelly that much.

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it.

If I'm snacking, I'll go for peanut butter and jelly in between meals.

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

To do a 75-minute movie about SpongeBob wanting to make some jellyfish jelly would be a mistake, I think.

He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should be loved and how. And how much. The laws that make grandmothers grandmothers, uncles uncles, mothers mothers, cousins cousins, jam jam, and jelly jelly. It was a time when uncles became fathers, mothers lovers, and cousins died and had funerals. It was a time when the unthinkable became thinkable and the impossible really happened.

Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because they’re so great…Everything has air quotes around it now.

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.

I use the petroleum jelly on my lips because they get very dry and it's truly the only thing that works.

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

People think when you're moving in Zero-G, it's like moving in jelly. But it's not. You're completely free to move however fast as you want.

There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly.

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.

When 'Jelly's' went out on tour, no one really wanted it. It was undersold. And I knew if I gave 'Noise' to someone else, they would sell it as 'Stomp' with little dancing black boys.

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Although he liked his Jelly Belly's mixed up, he didn't like banana, but, since it took too much effort to pull them out himself, he generally tried to talk someone else into doing it. If that didn't work, he just ate 'em. - Kenny Traveler

I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always about he wrote this and that and the other thing - in fact, everything!

The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly out of me. But I could stuff new jelly in there. It would just get my hands a little sticky in the process.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

You can see from the curves that I'm not working out - it's just jelly!

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.

I can't eat at all when I get sad; all I want is soup and easy-to-swallow baby food and, of all things, jelly babies.

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

Two things I have never done and never plan to do are catch Coronavirus or meet Jelly Nutella in person.

Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly.

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

My stomach hardly ever gets fat, but my bum and thighs turn to jelly if I don't work out for like, three days.

When Braniff abandoned stripes, they wound up with a flying jelly bean and that's not a good feeling for passengers.

?"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?

In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

I grew up in the 90s, so Ive definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens.

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.

By brain is meant, in the first instance, something more than the pink-grey jelly of the anatomist. It is, even to a scientist, the organ of imagination.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

I grew up in the '90s, so I've definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens.

Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass.

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

The story of the merchant is told by the marketer. They need each other, and if they get along, it's peanut butter and jelly. If they don't, it's oil and water.