Top 327 Jerk Quotes & Sayings

Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.

You can't be a jerk in order to be a good writer.

If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are. It shouldn't change you. If you're a jerk, you just get to be a bigger jerk. What fame does is magnify who you are and puts that on a platter for the whole world to see.

If you're working for a sexist jerk, you have to leave.

Hemmingway was a jerk.

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

Hemingway was a jerk. I mean he was really a great jerk. He was a good writer, and he did all sorts of things that I would never have the courage to do, but I don't think I'd enjoy being in the same room with him. He's not my kind of person.

People come from all over the world to sample Jamaican jerk.

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.

There's a saying that when you go on traveling tours, you get to know whom the designated jerk is going to be within three days, and if you don't know it by then, you're the jerk.

I really like the movie 'The Jerk' with Steve Martin.

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.

Only a jerk would talk politics on Mother's Day.

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker.

I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents.

Every show needs a jerk. I guess I'm that guy.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk.

People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my Jamaican curry chicken. They love the jerk, though. And they love my Mexican food.

My high school coach was a bit of a jerk.

It took me coming to the Midwest to realize I was the jerk. People are so nice here. They're so grounded.

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.

You're either humble or you're not. If you were a jerk before the fame, you just become a jerk with a bigger spotlight. Whoever you are really comes through.

You have to be courageous in life to allow a lightness to engage your being. It is easy to be a jerk. To be unhappy with all this weird stuff around us just seems to me to be such a waste. That's a jerk.

In real life, I know to filter all my jerk opinions and my jerk thoughts and my jerk desires.

Sport doesn't work on knee-jerk reactions.

Was it possible I'd labeled him incorrectly? Shallow jocksdidn't overcome adversity and accomplish the things Leif had. I'd labeled him, not even knowing him. Just because girls went gaga over him andevery boy wanted to be him didn't make him a jerk. The only jerk in the room happened to be the judgmental, elitist female. Me.

Well, Pa, a woman can change better than a man. A man lives, sort of, well, in jerks. A baby's born or somebody dies and that's a jerk. He gets a farm or loses it and that's a jerk. With a woman, it's all in one flow, like a stream. Little eddies and waterfalls, but the river, it goes right on. A woman looks at it that way.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

Hemingway was a jerk.

Maybe I am just a jerk.

My instincts for asking questions is to press but not to be a jerk about it.

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.

I loved 'The Jerk.' That was my favorite movie.

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.

I'd always rather be a jerk than a loser.

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)

Steve was every woman's fantasy: macho but not a jerk, sensitive but not a wuss.

I'd never be a jerk with my teammates because I know I need them to be successful.

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people.

I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk.

It's like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can't complain like, 'Hey, the punk jerk is acting like a punk jerk!'

Elections are a Western jerk-off.

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.

To me, the worst thing is to just be knee-jerk and emotional.

I'm not religious, but by nature I am spiritual. I'm an artist, and creativity seems to go hand in hand with spirituality. But I have a knee-jerk reaction against organized religions. Actually, I have knee-jerk reactions against anything that's organized.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.

I act like a jerk sometimes.

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.

My theory is that there's a knee-jerk reaction against technology in movie making.

It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a jerk all my life. My momma loves this jerk. My kids love this jerk. I'm going to be a jerk in a good way, though. I'm going to be a jerk to the other teams and just go out there and play basketball. I can do that.

I always felt like Azula and Long Feng were much more interesting villains and three-dimensional characters than Ozai, who was just sort of a big jerk. Like a really big jerk, but not very complex or human.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

I'm not a jerk, but when it comes to football and winning, I'm all-in for that.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.